ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx

Subject: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:56 pm

With an empty bottle of....what the hell was he drinking again? Oh well...with it's empty bottle in his hand, he stumbled around the roof top.

"PAIN! WITHOUT LOVE! PAIN! CAN'T GET ENOUGH! PAIN! I LIKE IT ROUGH CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT AAAAALLLLLLL~!" He sang out, tossing the bottle over the edge and tripping a bit on his toga.

"I is going Animal House on this shit..." He said, adjusting his toga and the flowers that so neatly decorated his hair. "AND I JUST LOOK FABULOUS~!" Hidan shouted, flipping a bit of his nonexistent long, flowy Itachi hair, a few sparkles that he decided to steal from Armstrong ((FMA)) shining around him.

....

"I want mah Itachi-Chan..."

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:02 am

((ZOMG, THE OOCNESS. ...I LOVE IT. 8D))

Itachi, who had convieniently been walking right under the building, lets out a surprised grunt when a bottle smashes against his skull. Being that he's a ninja, this just tickles, of course. ~~"OWFUCKCUNTSLUTBITCHWHORE--!!!" Itachi shrieked, stamping his feet in girlish outrage.~~

Lifting his fingers to his forehead, Itachi scowled to realise that blood was slipping down in thick drips. Redirecting his crimson glare up towards the roof, he promptly ninjapoofed up to said roof, only to deadpan at the image that greeted him.

"...Hidan? What are you doing?"

((Lulz; you stole Itachi's color. He has to be "dark" red nao. xD))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:13 am

Hidan paused, glancing over at Itachi. As a wide ~~pedo~~ grin came to his face, he flung himself onto Itachi.

"NYA~! ITACHI-CHAN! YOU CAME TO ME! Keehee...came." Hidan then started giggling a bit and lifted up a full bottle of that crap. "Itachi-Chan should drink with Hidan-Chan~!" He said, taking another drink and then setting the bottle by Itachi, flapping his arms around a bit.

"Itachi~, Itachi~, Itachi~...LOOK AT ME!" With that little outburst....Hidan began....dancing.

To...what?

Well, "It's Getting Hot In Here" by Nelly of course...and he just happened to bring the CD player from his cell onto the roof.

(( 8D And...if you guys don't want to see yaoi shit...then you best stop reading...this is a BIG (( PFT )) OOC part...but it could still happen. :3 ))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:26 am

((IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE BIG IS INNUNENDO FOR HIS PENIS. 8D))

Itachi blanched. THIS... was the feared immortal sadomasochist Akatsuki member? Decorated in flowers and dancing to Nelly? No. Freakin'. Way. "...Hidan, you're drunk." He deadpanned, eyeing him diappointingly.

~~Ignoring the tingling that the image of Hidan in nothing but a toga sent to his loins, fufu~~~

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:36 am

(( WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK. *smak; sigh* -.- ))

"No I'm not~! Just happy to see you~!" He said, tupping...yes...tupping...over to Itachi and placing the flowers in his hair. "You look...adorable. I just wanna..." He paused, giggling again.

"Kiss ya!" He said, lunging at Itachi, though...missing him and falling flat on his face. "Well shit....that...hurt." He said, not moving from his spot, but whining a bit. "I-Itachi-Chan...please help me..." Hidan said, flailing his arms a bit, uncaring that he was still in the toga...and might not actually have anything under...it. ._.

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:45 am

((... ;w; *rubs injured scalp*))

Itachi just stared at his fallen comrade, the horrified look in his eyes clashing horribly with his new flower-chain hair accessory. No, seriously; where were the hidden cameras and Ashton Kutcher jumping out of the shadows and screaming like a released mental patient?

"...Hidan, if you're not drunk, I'm naked right now."

~~He was pointedly ignoring the fact that the toga had fallen open at this point, revealing a lot more of Hidan than he needed to see.~~

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:49 am

(( And...here's where the perv in DRUNK!Hidan comes out ))

Hidan twitched a bit, rolling over on his back. "Itachi-Chan...So If...I say that I'm not drunk...you'll strip?" He asked, a huge grin on his face. "I think that would be fabulous..." He muttered, sitting up and tugging on the bottom of Itachi's cloak.

There he sat, still sparkly, and in a toga...claiming to be sober. Rriiiggghhhhtt.

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:56 am

((OHSHI--!! *readies popcorn and nosebleed-strength tissues* 'Kay, all done~! :3))

Itachi, who's face had gone the slightest shade of red, promptly slapped at Hidan's tugging hands, scowling darkly. "Get your hands off me!" He hissed. "You know that's not what I meant! ~~And a girl never puts out on the first date!~~"

Obviously, Itachi was a tough cookie to crack. Or smex up, you know; whatever comes first...

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:02 am

(( Gonna share both of them? :3 Yus? ))

Hidan kept his hands up, doing a small little grabby motion ~~trying to use the force to get Itachi's cloak and pants off~~ and sighing. "Itachi-Chan you need to loosen up...here." He said, holding up the bottle.

"Just try it...I know you'll like it~" Hidan added, grabbing Itachi's hand and making him sit down. "There's no one around you baka..." He said, still red from his drunken state.

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:10 am

((Yus; of course~ ^^ *reaches popcorn box over* Want butter?))

Itachi eyed the bottle like Satan himself would pop out if he even THOUGHT about touching it. He slowly moved his irritated glare back up to Hidan, who was still grinning drunkenly. The fact that Hidan's cheeks were bright red ~~FROM POST-ORGASM ECSTASY, BABEH~~~ was not helping his self-control, either.

"Fine." He growled, snatching the bottle from the maso's hands. "If it will finally shut you up."

With that said, and a slight pause, he took a long swig from the bottle.

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:18 am

(( Of course~ And lot o salt plz~ ))

Hidan smirked, tipping the bottle up, making a wee bit more than Itachi had wanted, go down his throat. "Drink like a man, bitch." He said, laughing a bit and swiping the bottle from Itachi taking a swig ~~all the while thinking, "HOMJ IT'S AN INDIRECT KISS~!!!~~

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:28 am

((*has already added lotso salt* We think along the same bravewave length, my darling~

))

Itachi resisted the urge to choke when more alcohol than necessary was forced down his throat. ((DID I JUST MAKE A DEEP THROAT JOKE? I THINK I DID.))

He glowered darkly at Hidan, snatching the bottle back and taking a good few inches off the liquid. "Don't start a challenge you can't win." He warned, ignoring the rush of scotch that went straight to his head.

~~"HIDAN-KUN~" Itachi squealed, throwing himself ontop the masochist and straddling him before wiggling his hips. (xDDD) "I'M SO HOT FOR YOU RIGHT NAO. TAKE ME YOU STUD~"~~

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:37 am

(( You are mah twin! TTwTT *huggles* ))

Hidan grinned, stretching out a bit. "Ah Itachi-Chan...I knew you'd come around..." He said, glancing over at him ~~resisting the urge to just take him right then and there.~~

"You know...all these stupid girls....'molesting' me...it's...boring." He said, yawning a bit and leaning back on his hands.

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:49 am

((8D *huggles back* HOORAY~! *noms popcorn* Ooh, something's happening. *points down*))

Itachi just frowned at the sudden attention he was recieving from another male, ~~and loving every damn second of it, by the way~~ before shrugging and taking another long gulp. Apparently Itachi held his alcohol like a 14-year-old girl, because his cheeks were already flushed a light pink ~~FROM POST-ORGASM ONCE MORE, LULZ~~.

He glanced over at Hidan from the corner of his eye, curious. "They molest you?" He pointedly ignored the angry clawing in his chest, something akin to irritation but... different. ((OHOHO, I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE~))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:56 am

(( *ish noming* Ooh~ Kiss kiss~!!! ))

Hidan sighed a bit, "Well...kinda....sorta?" He said, raising an eyebrow. "They usually just come into my cell and talk...or try and kill me. Just turns me on." He said, a ~~pedo~~ grin on his face.

"But, whatever...there's not much to do. Don't have anything better to do." Hidan said, huffing a bit and grabbing a new bottle and opening it. He sighed heavily, ~~hoping that Itachi would get drunk quickly so he could RAPE HIM KTHX~~

(( . . . Sasuke would be VERY concerned. xD ))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:03 am

((*sips soda* Not 'til Itachi-sempai is as drunk as a skunk, there won't be. His mama didn't raise no foo'. D< *z-snap*))

Itachi ~~giggled~~ chuckled. "...You're a very ~~sexy~~ strange man, you know that, right?"

He raised an eyebrow. "So you get drunk and hit on guys to pass the time?"

((He'd probably use it against him, poor guy... xD))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:14 am

(( . . .GET DRUNK ITA-NII! Dx I DUN WANT RELATIONSHIP! I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG! ))

Hidan huffed a bit, "You think I'm hitting on you? Shit, you're a bit conceited..." He said, shaking his head before grinning.

"If you wanted me to you should've said something..." Hidan muttered, smaking just above Itachi's ass. 'Shit! I MISSED! Dx'

(( . . .If Nena reads this...dont even. xD ))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:22 am

((*thumbs up* OOC!Itachi it is~! *inserts floppy disk... dun ask where*))

Itachi jumps, letting out a startled ~~squeal~~ ~~yelp~~ manly-man grunt. Yus. "H-Hey!" He protested, cheeks sufficiently red by this point as a deep pout pushed his lips forward. Obviously the man was completely trashed.

((I wouldn't put it past her. xD "SHIT I MISSED!" LULZ. =w=))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:26 am

(( *grin* Heh...NIFTY! >D ))

"Aw...what cha blushin for Itachi-Chan...? You really like me that much, eh?" Hidan asked, pinching the pouting lip between his thumb and index finger. "...Huh. Light drinker..."

(( Geez...xD And someone left a message for Sasuke on the other site. :3 Shikamaru asking if you'd gotten revenge against your brother for stealing the last klondike bar. XD ))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:34 am

((Fufu~ This is going to be fuuuun~ >D))

Itachi seemed to blush harder (he mentally insisted it was the alcohol, though), opening his mouth and nipping Hidan's fingers in warning. "N-No touch..." He mumbled against the skin, fumbling for the bottle once again.

((*ish holding tissue to bleeding nose* I'm sorry, whut? *blink* Oh, 'kay~ *wanders off*))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:23 am

(( *bows slightly* Surry if you dun like this pairing~ 8D ))

Hidan grinned and held the bottle away from Itachi. "Now why should I let you drink more, Itachi-Chan? You're completely fuckin wasted." He said, smirking. This was going to be so much fun for him...might as well enjoy it. "Tell me something....with the way you dress yourself, are you actually gay? Or...at least swing on that side of the fence?" Hidan asked, a wide smirk on his face.

That...just means the alcohol is wearing off...well shit.

(( *trying to prevnt nosebleed* ...*cough* 8D ))

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Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:51 am

((*pokes Sasu* CHYEAH, BISH. *pause* ...Want some buttery popcorn? :3))

Itachi scowled. As intimidating as it should have been, the fact that his cheeks, neck and ears were bright red took that away. "Y-You wear the same thing, idiot." He mumbled, drawing patterns with his finger. "It's n-not MY fault the Akap-- Akatsoup--" He paused, frowning poutily. "...Our bad guy group has a fruity cloak."

((Akatsoup -- it's like eating cliche plotdevices in every bite! Buy some today from your local cave hideout of evil! 8D))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:01 am

(( *also pokes* Sit. :3 Enjoy the show. . .*gigglesnort* ))

"I didn't mean the cloaks...Itachi-Chan." Hidan said, getting up and walking over, opening a few larger bottles of whatever was left and started drinking. "...I meant your hair. I mean...what straight guy cares about his hair that much to grow it out?" He said, yawning a bit and plopping down next to the other Akatsuki member. "You know something?" He started, downing the first bottle in a matter of seconds.

(( Only available in a 100 ounce pack. Kaku got greedy. :3 ))

Subject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:12 am

((*restrains Sasu* Yus~ watch your brother ~~get raped and love every second of it~~ get dominated~))

Itachi pouted, a low whine leaving the back of his throat. "It makes me look prettyyyy~"

((And we dun get none of the profits, neither. D:))

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