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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:05 am

((IT'S LIKE SEX, BUT IN LITERARY FORM. :B))

Itachi simply glowered at Hidan before promptly Mangekyo Sharingan'ing him.

As the other Akatsuki member was left writhing on the floor IN PLEASURE in horrible, head-splitting pain, Itachi stalked out the room, having grabbed his cloak and clothes before hand.

No need for Hidan to see the light flush of red that had dusted his cheeks...


Cooky: NUUUU! *shakes fists at sky in a dramatic fashion*
Sasuke: *pokes Cooky* I need more tomatoes, nee-chan. D:
Cooky: FUCK; IT BEGINS. DDDx
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:18 am

(( ...I've still never written much. :3 ))

Hidan was left screaming in pleasure pain as Itachi walked out. And little did Itachi know that Hidan would later be in his room...to get payback. 8D


Ghost!Roy: *by Cooky* ...Nee-Chan?! The fuck is that?!
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:23 am

((*has... many a time* LULZ. =w=))

AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOYCING AND HAVING OF THE SEX, JUST LIKE IN THAT MOVIE COOKY AND NENA WERE STRANGELY THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN.

Sasu: *clinging to Cooky's leg* Nee-chaaaan~ Dx
Cooky: *shaking leg* OFF, DAMNIT. *glares at Ghost!Roy* This is all your fault! Because you and him were gettin' it on, and I'm your twin, he says I'm his sister-in-law and "only family"! AND NOW HE WON'T EFF OFF!
Sasu: My sister~ ;w;
Cooky: *shakes leg harder* FUCK. D<
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:30 am

. . .END SCENE! XD

Ghost!Roy: ...Ducky! Dx Leave her alone at some points. Let her breathe for a bit and tackle her when she's not expecting it! :3
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:34 am

Gangster!Gai: WHY WEREN'T ME AND MAH HOMIE IN THIS MOVIE, BITCH?! D< *flips Cooky the bird*

Sasu: ...R-Roy? Is that you? ;w;
Cooky: *crawling away from affection-starved Sasuke* >>
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:37 am

*arms up* RETURN OF TEH GANGSTERS!

Gangster!Lee: YE-AH~! WE BE THE BEST FUCKERS TO FUCK. . .*pause* Wait...

Ghost!Roy: *wavewave* I r ghost! lol! Fear meh! >D
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:42 am

HOORAY~! 8D

Gangster!Gai: *guaffaws* LOL, YOU SOUNDED LIKE A FAG, MAN. xD

Sasu: *attempts to cling to ghost!Roy; fails epically* NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! NEVER! D<
Cooky: *lul'ing at Sasuke* =w=
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:46 am

Gangster!Lee: FUCK YOU MAN! D< *pause* WELL SHIT!

Ghost!Roy: ...Fail. *snicker* Sorry, love. ^^; I'm a ghosty...can't cling no more. =| *pause; glances off* COOKY! I SEE A WHITE LIGHT! O:
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:49 am

Gangster!Gai: *laughs even harder* xDDDDD

Sasu: *crying; clings to Cooky instead* NEE-CHAAAAN~! DDD;
Cooky: *going blue due to lack of oxygen* M-Me too, d00d... me t-too... X_x
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:59 am

Gangster!Lee: YOU SLEEP WITH KAKASHI! D<

Ghost!Roy: ...SASUKE! D< BAD! Get off her or you'll kill her!
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:41 am

Gangster!Gai: And YOU sleep with Gaara, Neji, Naruto-- *continues to list off semes Lee happens to be uke to*

Sasu: *blinks; looks down*
Cooky: *nearly ded*
Sasu: D8 !! SISTER! *clings once more*
Cooky: *wheezing* God... damnit...
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:53 am

Gangster!Lee: ....*scoff; girlish foot stomp* YOU HOE!
(( Wait...this should be...))
Uke!Lee: ....*scoff; girlish foot stomp* YOU HOE!

Ghost!Roy: *facepalm* Sasuke! D< Let her go~ ^^;
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:05 am

Seme?Uke?Gai: *luls at uke!Lee's pain* xD ((...What IS Gai in the GaixKakashi system, anyway? Do they, like, take turns? ._.))

Sasu: *clings weakily* Nuuu~ mustn't let go of nee-chan~ never, ever, ever, ever--! *babbles* Dx
Cooky: ...Roy, I hate you so much for dying right now. =.=
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:09 am

Uke!Lee: ...*gloom* You are too mean to me. *sniffle* (( ...Trade off. xD ))

Ghost!Roy: Pft...lol...
Hidan: *snickers; had fixed Roy; grabs Ghost!Roy; smaks in body*
Revived!Roy: ...Oh shit. ._.
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:24 am

Uke?Seme?Gai: Suck it up, bitch. (('Kay. ...Ew, mental images... Dx))

Sasu: *looks up from killing clinging to Cooky* ...R-Roy? You're... alive?! TTwTT
Cooky: *shoves Sasu forward* HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, BISH. *pissbolts*
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:28 am

Uke!Lee: Like..you can talk! Dx I know what you say to Kakashi! You never whisper sweet nothings to me...>.>
(( SenseiXStudent ftw? xD; )) (( Ew... ))

Roy: o-o *dash; grabs Cooky* There's...something wrong with him. Dx
Hidan: *to Sasuke* Are you high...? Or OOC!Sasuke?
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:45 am

GentleSeme!Gai: *hugs* M-My student... you KNOW our love can never be! The age difference is just so... *trails off* ((CHYEAH, EW.))

Cooky: *flails* GOD, IF YOU ASK ME TO READ YOU ONE MORE BEDTIME STORY, SASU-- oh, it's you. :3
6-Year-Old (the mystery is solved!) Sasuke: *cocks head* ...What does high mean, mister? 8D
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:48 am

CrybabyUke!Lee: *clings* G-Gai-Sensei. *teary* I don't care what they say! ;;

Roy: ...*pause; looks over at 6!Sasu* . . .Oh dear Jashin. x:
Hidan: Shit...you're a stupid kid. *kicks* Heh...Idiot.
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:00 am

GentleSeme!(must be nice... *poutpout*)Gai: Lee-kun, you're so brave~! Dx But... I'm afraid, our love must remain a secret... a pox on society!

Cooky: *IS LULING ASS OFF*
6!Sasuke: *cries helplessly; reaches for Cooky* N-Nee-chan~! ;-;
Cooky: *rolling on floor, clutching stomach* XDDDDD
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:05 am

CrybabyUke!(Not anymore bitch)Lee: I want to go against society! F-For the youth! Dx FOR THE YOUTH!

Roy: ...*smaks Hidan; glomps 6!Sasu* x3 So...freaking...adorable! *heartsheartshearts* Nya~<3
Hidan: ...That's not awkward at all...

(( It's 3:05 am here. :3 I have work at 1:00 pm. XD ))
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:25 am

GentleSeme!(lolwhut? D:)Gai: ...!! *promptly throws Lee over shoulder and dashes away* YES, FOR THE YOUTH, MY STUDENT~! ;w;

6!Sasu: *cuddles* Roy-chan~♥️ :3
Cooky: *sweatdrop* ...Should we be worried, or...?

((*FACEPALM*))
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:30 am

CrybabyUke!(I used to be teh crybaby!)Lee: GAI-SENSEI! TTwTT

Roy: x3 *huggles* You...are the cutest thing ever.
Hidan: *cough* Cougar *cough* >D
Roy: *pause; twitch*

(( 8D Mum is gonna be so mad.. xD ))
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:33 am

((this conversation is... weird o_O... but hilarious >_>

But I must agree that a young Sasuke is adorable...))
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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:41 am

GentleSeme!(orightlulz. moar role reversal. xD)Gai: BAHAHAHAHA--! *bounds off into the sunset so they can... do their thing. >>*

Sasu: Roy-chan~♥️♥️♥️ *infactuated*
Cooky: *staring* I think pedo is more the correct word... ._.;;

((Your own fault, bish~))


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PostSubject: Re: ONZ des...froof...ROOF! Dx   Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:47 am

And cut for them. xD

Roy: ...Excuse me? This...adorable kiddo...I hold no feelings for. It's when he's older like he actually should be. This one is just...nya! *huggles*
Hidan: ....Kay. Where's...the actual Sasuke? *eye twitch*

(( Mino...I love our weird convos. x3 ))
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