Meeeeemory~ [Aka, The EPIC Origin of Roy and Cooky]

Cooky blinked, raising an eyebrow at Sasori. "...You don't drink, either?"

50'sWife!Cooky: *girly giggle* We're in public, silly~

13!Cooky: *watches 13!Roy's sugar-high* ...That... isn't surprising. -.-

Sasori merely shook his head, "I don't see the need..." He muttered, "It's foul...and Deidara gets wasted all the time. I deal with it enough through him."

"He's the reason I don't drink!" Roy chirpped, smilng.

Greaser!Roy: And I care? Lets go to a bathroom or something.
13!Roy: *flails; runs around* I WANNA PLAY! >O

Cooky blinked. 'Eh... obviously she has a great respect for this man to follow in his footsteps...' Shrugging, she glanced around. "Do you mind if I sit down? It's been a few hundred miles since I stopped."

50'sWife!Cooky: ...Y-You're turning me into a truckstop whore~ ;o;
13!Cooky: *smacks nose with rolled up newspaper* NO. NO. DOWN. STAY.

Roy blinked, pushing Cooky on the bed. "Sleep?" She asked, tilting her head. "Bet you haven't had a good night sleep either." She added, smiling a bit.

Greaser!Roy: It's only with me, babe. Don't worry...*grin*
13!Roy: *rubs nose* ;;.....*runs around* I LOVE LIFE!! BOYS ARE ICKY....I SAID ICKY! XD DUCK!!!

Cooky instantly stiffened when she landed on the bed, pulling herself back off to the floor before smiling up at Roy. "...I'm find down here; don't worry. After 5 years of sleeping against a wall, I can only sleep on hard floors nowadays."

50'sWife!Cooky: ...'Kay. 8D
13!Cooky: *smacks upside the head with rolled up newspaper* OY. What did I just say?! D<

Roy sighed, sitting down on the floor next to her soon to be twin. "Fine fine...but I'll get you back to bed ((SEXUAL INNUENDO FTW)) before you know it." She said, stretching out and leaning back. "Long day..."

"...Roy, you didn't do anything." Sasori said blandly, sighing. "You left and came back...idiot." He muttered, shaking his head.

Greaser!Roy: And you aren't to let anyone touch you, got it? Just me.
13!Roy: ;; Stahp hitting meh. I'M HAPPY! *flails again; hasn't learned lesson* I'M A NINJA~!

Cooky just grinned. ~~Secrets were hidden in her smile.~~ "I wouldn't count on it anytime soon." She looked amused at the conversation between the two ninjas. Obviously, this Sasori held deep affection for Roy, no matter how insignificant it might have seemed to the outside world.

50'sWife!Cooky: Yes, dear~

^^
13!Cooky: *hits once again* Stahp? Learn proper spelling, girl. D<

"You, shut your mouth." She said, pointing at Sasori and chucking a pillow at him. "And you..." She said, turning on Cooky. "...You're staying with me. No ifs, ands, or buts. . .pft...butts." Roy snickered at the end, before getting smacked upside the head with a pillow. "Ugh, Danna!"

Sasori just grinned, closing his eyes and shutting his book. This is going to be interesting...

Greaser!Roy: That's right...come on...*drags to trashy bathroom* ._. Kinda gross...kinda
13!Roy: ...Dun make fun of mah spelling! Stahp! Like...St. Ah. P. O<

Cooky, who had stretched out over the floor with her hands behind her head and her eyes closed at this point, simply shrugged her shoulders. "Sure; whatever."

'For how long... I'm afraid I don't know.'

50'sWife!Cooky: ...Must. Resist. Urge. To Clean. Dx
13!Cooky: *smacks harder* YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Roy grinned, lying her head on Cooky's stomach. "Mah pillow..." She muttered, yawning a bit.

'I'm not letting you get away again. We just met back up...' Roy returned her thought glancing up at Cooky. "Don't start thinking like that..."

Greaser!Roy: ...Just ignore it, shush and take it! *rapes* >D
13!Roy: ._. *tilts head; unaffected by smack* What's high school?

Cooky resisted the urge to sweatdrop, patting Roy's head on her stomach affectionately before smiling sweetly. "I have no idea what you're talking about~"

50'sWife!Cooky: *ish getting raped--* A-AAH! The dirt! It's getting on my hoop skirt! Dx *...and apparently doesn't care*
13!Cooky: *throws up hands* THAT'S IT; I'M OUT OF HERE. SHE'S A GODDAMN MORON. *stalks away*

Roy closed her eyes, "You better now know..." She muttered, attaching chakra strings to a small plush in the corner of the room and making it walk to her. "I forgot I left him here..." She muttered, hugging the duck plush. (LOL...I actually have one. :3)

Greaser!Roy: I don't care! D< I'll buy you a new one!
13!Roy: *sniffle* They don't have a high school in Konoha...*sits; wipes at eyes* ...S-Sasori-Sama. TT_TT

Cooky raised an eyebrow. "Know what?" She eyed the stuffed animal cautiously. "...You have a pet duck?" Lack of childhood SUCKS, yo.

50'sWife!Cooky: B-But I like this one! It irons out easily! Dx
13!Cooky: *too far away by this point to give a damn*

"Know that you're staying and not getting away from me." She said, grinning. "...N-No. This is a plushie...look." She said, smacking the plush against Cooky's face. "Isn't he adorable?"

Greaser!Roy: ...I'll buy another one exactly like that if you'll just shut up and enjoy the sex! Dx
13!Roy: *is crying* D-Danna! TT_TT
Saso: ...The hell...? Come on...you're not ready to leave the Akatsuki...for anyone.

Cooky just smiled at Roy's assumption, saying nothing.

At the plushie to the face, she instantly bitchslapped it away to the opposite wall, eyes wide and frightened. She stared at it for several long moments, before piping up again, eyes still glued on the still doll. "...What IS it?"

50'sWife!Cooky: ...Promise? ;-;
Amagumo Guard #1351: *spots 13!Cooky: D< OY! THERE YOU ARE!
13!Cooky: OH, SHI--! *pissbolts towards Wind Country*

Roy snickered a bit, attaching the strings again, making the duck waddle over. "It's a plushie. Or...a stuffed animal. It's what a lot of kids use to go to sleep with...and I've had this one since I was little..." She said, grinning a bit. "I'm glad I have this...because...it reminds me of someone...since I misplaced something that person gave me..." She muttered, glancing off.

Greaser!Roy: YUS DAMNIT! DX
13!Roy: -! D-Danna...*points to running 13!Cooky* Can you help her please?
Saso: ...Even after she made you cry? Geez...you're hopeless. *goes after 13!Cooky*

Cooky blinked, tilting her head. "...Stuffed... animal? Wouldn't that hurt it?"

She clearly saw the regret in Roy's eyes, and simply patted the other girl's head in what she hoped was a comforting fashion, saying nothing.

50'sWife!Cooky: ...'Kay. ^^
Amagumo Guard #1351: DDD< *rapidly shoots AK-47*
13!Cooky: FFFFFFFFF--!! *jumps around bullets*

Roy shook her head, "No. It's not real...and it never was. It's just a toy." She said, smiling and holding the duck out. "Just hold it...you'll see."

Greaser!Roy: G-SUS. *starts raping process over*
13!Roy: *still crying* TT_TT
Saso: *attaches chakra strings; yanks 13!Cooky over to him* Well hi. -.-

Cooky blinked, poking the toy curiously before smiling gently. "...Soft." She murmured.

50'sWife!Cooky: 8D *arms up* YAYZ~!
13!Cooky: --?! DO NOT WANT. D<

Roy nodded, grinning and placing the duck in font of Cooky before standing and walking to the corner where she got the duck. "Ngh...where is it...?" She muttered, giving an "AH-HA!" as she pulled out a small bunny plush. Tupping back over, Roy held out the bunny. "Here. Take it."

Greaser!Roy: ...*slams against bathroom stall* >D
13!Roy: *arms out* ;;
Saso: Do not want you either. *pushes to 13!Roy*
13!Roy: *cling* TT_TT

Cooky stared at the duck, who stared back. An epic stare-off ensued, before the bunny was shoved in her face. She blinked, before slowly taking the given toy and holding out infront of her face.

"...This is... for me?" She questioned quietly.

50'sWife!Cooky: x3
13!Cooky: DDD< *struggles against 13!Roy* BITCH SAY WHUT.

Roy smiled, sitting down and plopping the duck in her lap. "Of course it's for you." She said, looking down at the duck. "...sometimes it's nice to just have something to hold when you're feeling down..." She said, looking back up, scratching the back of her head.

Greaser!Roy: *pause; knocking at door* OCCUPIED BITCH! D< *covers Cooky's mouth* Shh...
13!Roy: TT_TT Please don't leave. *sniff* Please? ;;

Cooky stared at the bunny for a long time, before lowering her head towards her lap, her hair covering her face in a dark curtain.

"...Thank you."

It was the first gift she'd recieved... ever. As a soldier in the Amagumo army, you weren't even allowed to celebrate your own birthday, let alone get presents from anyone.

50'sWife!Cooky: *stiffles giggles with fist* How naughty~

13!Cooky: *shaking fist at leaving Saso* YOU'LL GET YOUR'S.

"You're welcome..." Roy replied, moving a bit to hug her. "And I just wanna let you know...we're sticking together...alright? And I promise...that you aren't ever going back to that place...and you're not going to see any more wars...or people close to you be hurt." She said, narrowing her eyes. "I promise."

Little did Roy know, that promise is harder to keep than most...

Greaser!Roy: You bet! >D *crash is heard*
13!Roy: TT_TT
Saso: *waves off* Whatever...*walks out*

Cooky just smiled sadly. "...If you... say so."

This world was filled with blood and pain and death... and you could never escape that vicious cycle once you were involved. She'd accepted that fact when she was but a 5-year-old soldier.

'Don't make promises I know will never come true, Roy.'

50'sWife!Cooky: *brief squeal* Oh, my~
13!Cooky: I KEEL JOO. D<

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