raises hand Hi; I'm Cooky, and I'm an alcoholic. And so are all of YOU. D<

...I...say nothing. *smashes foot on GG's face* -.- *pause* I'm. . .in a skirt. Oh shi-

Roy lifted the camera out of the way, making Cooky fall on her face. "Nou~! You gotta come with me first." She said, grinning and looking down at her wonder twin.

(( It's been a while since I used that. :3 ))

Glasses-Guy: *nosebleed* It's a good time to be alive... TTwTT
Sasu: *promptly stabs GG in the gut* FUCKING DIE ALREADY. D<
Cooky: *pokes GG's unmoving body with a stick* ...I think you killed him.
Sasu: And not a moment too soon. *smirk*

Cooky rubbed her injured nose, whining quietly as the familiar metallic taste of fresh blood dribbled down to her mouth. Quickly wiping it away, she glanced up at Roy, cocking her head to the side in confusion. "Come where now?"

((Since you, what... made me fall flat on my face? xD))

Roy: *rubs temples* Geez...I...am actually confused. Moment too soon? *kicks GG's body; giggle* Heh...

Roy laughed a bit at the girl's pain. "Maso~. And you have to come with me to get the anstyman to relax and have a drink~!" She said, crossing her arms slightly.

(( No...the Wonder Twins ref. :3 ))

Cooky: I think I'm a little confused too. ._.
Sasu: Who cares? He's dead, that's all that matters.
Cooky: Good point.

Cooky just grinned up at Roy. "Sadist~" She sang, before shrugging and pulling herself to her feet, dusting herself off. "'Kay. Can't be that hard to shove some booze down his throat, huh?"

Eheh...so now what? :3

Roy sweatdropped, "Well...we have to find him first. And...convince him to come to a bar with us. So..." She muttered, glancing in the direction of Konoha.

Cooky: ...Hide the body?
Sasu: Agreed.
Cooky: *staring* YOU'RE agreeing with ME?
Sasu: Shut up and grab a shovel.
Cooky: *salute* Yessir.

Cooky blinked, scratching her head. "Can't be TOO hard, can it...?" She paused, before grinning mischeivously, nudging Roy in the ribs. "Just start flirting with a few guys at the bar, Sasu's spideysense will start tingling, and POOF!" (She threw up her arms dramatically at this,) "We're on the way to getting Sasu-gaki drunk as a skunk~!"

...*blink* Wow....I thought you two hated each other. :3

Roy paused, grinning a bit. "He'll get mad but...he'll forget~" She said, sweatdropping a bit. "Lets just get drunk here in the Site. He needs to come here sometime...I don't want to go to Konoha every stupid day." She said, nodding in agreement.

Sasu: She's too useless for me to care. -.-
Cooky: *creeping up behind Sasuke with shovel raised; eyes glint* >D
Sasu: *oblivious; keeps complaining about Cooky's patheticness*

Cooky shrugged. "Kay; sounds like a plan. I'll be the bait, then?" With that said, Cooky promptly ninjapoofed into a man... with glasses.

GLASSES-MAN'S REIGN OF TERROR HAS NOT ENDED YET, FOOLS.

o-o; Cooky! D< NO! *chucks a shoe; hits both Sasu and Cooky* ._. Oops...

Roy laughed, pausing. "Ew...you look like that guy..." She said, snickering. "I was actually thinking of hitting on a guy in there...? Cause he might punch you?" She added, as the two of them walked into the bar.

Sasu: *unconscious; punches Cooky in face while doing so* X_x
Cooky: *unconscious; kicks Sasuke in head while doing so* Dx

Cooky sweatdropped. "E-Eh... wait... wasn't I supposed to hit on...? Aw, forget it. What's the worse that could happen--"

She/He was then promptly punched in the face after walking into the middle of a bar brawl.

...*sigh* Well...all I gotta do now is this...*walks over; moves Cooky away a bit; moves Sasu away* ...There. :3 Sleep well...<3

Roy's eyes widened and quickly caught she/he. "SHIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU FUCKERS!" She shouted, glaring at them as she set Cooky down. Proceeding to get involved in the fight, she kicked a few guys in the face and was fuming. "Don't...start that shit in my village!" She shouted, "Or you'll be out of here!"

(( I figured out a way to continue with the two Uchiha's. o: I can bring up what Itachi was thinking of doing if you want? Telling Sasu about the village being caught in the fight? ))

Sasu: *dreaming about Itachi; promptly struggles over, straddles waist, and proceeds to punch Cooky continously* Dx
Cooky: *dreaming about bacon; promptly gnaws on Sasuke's head* =w=

Cooky let out a low groan, holding her bleeding nose and tilting her head back. "I'm too old for this shit, d00d..."

A girl, covered in thick foundation and cheap eyeshadow, saunters over to the stool beside Cooky's and traces a long, fake nail down the VP's (manly? ._.) chest. "I think you're juuust right, sweety~" She purred, leering.

Cooky just stared blankly at the promiscuous woman.

...

"Uh... Roy? Darling? Sweetie? BABY?!"

((Hell; it'll get that conversation over quicker. Go nuts. xD))

NYA! D< *picks up Sasu by back of shirt; tosses over on random bed 43; kicks Cooky* Wake up hoe!

As the bar settled down from being yelled at by their...leader...Roy sighed. "Geez...now what do you. . ." She paused, glaring at the flirting girl. "Oh HELL no." She said, walking over and tapping the girl on the back. "That's my bitch, bitch. Back off. Cooky?" She said, holding out her hand to the she/he.

(( Kay! 8D ))

Sasu: *snorts in surprise, but otherwise stays asleep*
Cooky: *flails arms* GYAA?! FLYING BACON-- *stares up at P.O'd Roy* ...Uh... hi~? 8D

The Flirt simply glowered at Roy, digging her long nails into Cooky's arm, causing a brief flicker of pain/pleasure to cross the VP's face. "Don't think just because you're the leader of this place that you get all the good tail, doll." She hissed.

Cooky just sweatdropped. Getting fought over by two women... never thought she'd see the day.

((THIS BETTER NOT FUCK UP AND NOT POST AGAIN, G-SUS. D<))

*sigh* Why must the two of you make my job difficult? *jabs thumb at snoring Sasu* ...Aw...^^~

Roy twitched, "Bitch. That's a girl." She said, putting up her fingers and poofing Cooky back to normal. "Hence why I said, 'My Bitch'. Got it? Now shoo." She said, sighing a bit and grabbing Cooky. "Seriously dude?"

(( I've had those problems. xD ))

Cooky: *flails harder* B-BUT! HE'S THE ONE THAT WAS PUNCHING ME! Dx
Sasu: *smirks in 'sleep'* Heh...

Cooky, who was back to her big-boob'd and uterus'd glory, grinned and waved at the Flirt. "Yo~! Still wanna have a round in the sack with meh, girlie~?"

The Flirt stared in disbelief. "...But... he was so handsome..."

Cooky simply grinned harder, thumping her chest with her fist. "Why, thank you! I thought so myself, actually!"

The Flirt promptly fainted -- probably so she could fantasize about male!Cooky in peace.

Cooky nudged the woman with her foot and sweatdropping at the pleasured moan that left her painted lips. "...I really hope she's not thinking what I think she's thinking..."

((;w;))

Well...you shouldn't have provoked him. :3 *smiling* Such a cutie~ <333

Roy snickered, "She better not be..." She said, kicking the girl out the door. "Stupid hoe. Alright...Gotta find a good looking guy...and get us something to drink." Roy muttered, pulling Cooky against her hip. "Mine..."

(( *pats head* You're alright...it's working now. xD ))

Cooky: JUST WAIT UNTIL ROY KICKS THE BUCKET, UCHIHA. THEN YOU'LL JUST COME CRAWLING OVER TO COOKY-NEE-CHAN. *insane cackling fail* >DDD
Sasu: ... ._. *traumatised*

Cooky blinked, then simply shrugged, tupping along at Roy's side like a good little masochist. She glanced around the bar, sweatdropping at the attention they were recieving -- though for all the wrong reasons. "Uh... Roy? If you're gonna hook yourself some bait, you're gonna have to let me wander off. I'm preeeeetty sure they think we're lesbians." She grinned, linking her thumbs together and wiggling her fingers. "I can be your wingman~!"

((*nuzzles closer to hand* Dx))

...*smaks Cooky* Shush you. *walks over to bed* Come sit. *point* Hiya. :3 *to Sasu*

Roy shrugged, "Whatever~" She said, smacking her hand on the counter and letting Cooky go. "Two of the usuals please~" She said, grinning as the bartender quickly made their drinks, setting a cup in front of each of them. "Alright...I got an easy way to start off..." She said, downing her drink.

"Oi~! Anyone here think I'm hot? ...Besides Cooky and that weird guy in the corner who looks like a rapist?" She said, pointing.

(( ...You're very clingy today. :3 I like it...<3 ))

Cooky: *unloved* ...Naww. ;-;
Sasu: ...Hi? ._.

Cooky grinned and waved at the rapist -- oblivious, as per usual. She swivelled around on her bar stool, taking in the crowd of people with a calulative eye. "...Well, there's that guy... but I think I saw him on the missing-nin list. And THAT guy keeps staring... but it may just be his glass eye..."

As Cooky kept babbling, a gentle hand tapped Roy's shoulder from behind. "Excuse me... miss?"

((8D *loved once more* ...Just FYI: I'm going to enjoy acting the charming young man in this RP. *does it strangly well at school* >D))

Cooky...I told you to get your ass on this bed nao! D< *to Sasu* :3 You all good now?

Roy listened to a few of the men Cooky listed off, snickering a bit. She paused and looked behind her, "Yeah~?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. "Can I help you?" She said, smiling.

(( Keehee..x3 And alrighty~ That's pretty sad. xD But, I kinda could tell that you would be able to pull it off. Poor guy though. ^^; ))

[[ NOTE: TV SHOW JUST SAID SADOMASOCHISTIC GIRL. ]]

Cooky: *corner of woe* Dx
Sasu: *throws slipper at Cooky* ...I am now. >D
Cooky: D8

Cooky started to whine from lack of attention, tugging on Roy's sleeve.

The man had honey-coloured, curly hair, and deep brown eyes. A friendly smile was on his face, and Roy's ID held out in his hand. "I'm afraid you dropped this. Your name is Roy, isn't it?"

((...How's the guy pitiable? xD))

[ZOMGNOWAI. :O]

*smaks Sasu with other slipper* Only I can hurt her. Cooky~ Darling...come over here. :3

Roy smiled, taking her ID and patting Cooky on the head. "Yes, that's mah name. And..yours?" She asked, tilting her head a bit. Heh...cutie. This guy will do~ Just gotta lead the poor fool on...

(( What...does that mean? ^^; ))

[I lol'd. XD]

Cooky: *whimpering; points to Sasu* ...He hit me. D:
Sasu: And I'll do it again. *smirk; raises sandel*
Cooky: *cringes away; wails* N-Nyaa~ Dx

Cooky purred in content. She glanced over towards where Roy was looking at, only to notice a blonde young man doing the exact same thing to the man her president was talking to -- sitting at his feet like a cat and purring, that is. She cocked her head. He cocked his. She poked out her tongue. He did the same. She beamed, wiggling her fingers in greeted. He raised a hand, grinning.

...Masochists love, ftw? ._.

The man smiled, patting his (pet? partner? friend? whatever.) on the head. "Shin'yuu." He laughed. "Sorry if that seemed like a bad excuse to talk to you or something."

((D00d, I dun even know anymore. Let's just forget we said anything. -.-))

[And I'm lol'ing as we speaktype. :3]

*sigh; grabs Sasu by hair* Stop. It. Duck. D< Or I will go full lesbo with her.

Roy glanced down at the thing and grinned, looking back up to the man. "Heh, it's alright. I'm not sure if I could think of a better way to start a conversation. I'm...a bit awkward~" She said, blushing a bit and glancing off. "Shin'yuu is a nice name...I like it~"

(( I can do that. :3 ))

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*raises hand* Hi; I'm Cooky, and I'm an alcoholic. And so are all of YOU. D<

raises hand Hi; I'm Cooky, and I'm an alcoholic. And so are all of YOU. D<