Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:45 pm

Kakuzu shook his head lazily. "Nu-uh." He said while kicking his shoes off and pulling his hat-thingy and mask off. "Leader-sama will kill me if I do . . . Kuzu dead, Kuzu get no money." He said more sluggishly while leaning in to Roy. "No money no Kuzu."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:51 pm

Roy was very glad to have a hundred bucks on her, "...If Kaku tells me...he gets money~" She said, waving it around, taunting him.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:58 pm

Kakuzu lazily grinned. "So that's how pretty lady wants play it? She pay Kaku for his specialties?" He eyed the camera. "Pretty lady wanna video tape it, too, I see."

Little did Roy know, Kakuzu had a long life where he loved money and did many things to get it. Many things he's proud of, but shouldn't be. That much was evident as he got up and strip-teased his pants off to reveal his boxers. "You're turn~" He slurred with a hiccup.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:08 pm

Roy paused, and through the camera, on ecould see it lower to the ground. "...I'M NOT THAT DRUNK KAKUZU!" She shouted, looking away, angerveining. "Have...you no shame?" She asked, sighing a bit.

"...If...I follow suit...will you tell me?" Roy said, dropping a bit of her dignity.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:27 pm

Kakuzu's lazy grin grew wider as he looked her up and down. "Kuzu will sing it to pretty lady if she pays him properly~" He said while nearly collapsing but catching himself on the edge of the couch. "Come on, pretty lady~"

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:43 pm

A small tinge of red spred across her cheeks, "...Before anything...how much do I have to pay you?" She asks, clenching her fists a bit.

'Please forgive me for actually doing this...wait, LIKE YOU CARE?!' She thinks, shaking her head a bit, knowing her little thought cant be heard by the one person she wants.

(( Not in that way Cooky! Dx Cause I know you like to read and be nosey! ))

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:21 pm

"I'm like a taxi~ I'll bill you when I'm do-" Kakuzu never got to finish his sentence because he fainted.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:24 pm

"SHIT! Kakuzu wake up!" Roy shouted, stepping on Kakuzu's back, glaring. "I WANT IT!" Though, she was talking about the information...on the camera...it came across oh so wrong.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:59 pm

Kakuzu burped and rolled over, snuggling in to a ball.

[[this would be the perfect moment for someone to talk in xD]]

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:19 pm

Kisame nibbled on his crab leg and stopped abruptly, staring at Roy, who was kneeling on a nearly naked Kakuzu's back. He chuckled and made an about face, about to leave the room before saying, "I didn't know you added Kakuzu as a prisoner to your cult, Roy."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:01 pm

Roy quickly looked up, attaching chakra strings to Kisame and pulling him back into the room. "Kisame-San...how've you been? Miss me much?" She asked, tilting her head to the side and glaring at Kisame.

"Got a fucking problem, buddy? The bastard passed out on me...and he was going to tell me something about my girls...." She muttered, making Kisame sit down as she plopped against him. "...Shit."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:31 pm

Kakuzu rolled on his back, eyes still closed, muttering a low tune in his sleep.

"If you want my body, aaaand~ you think I'm sexy come on baby ooooh ooooh~"

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:54 pm

Kisame frowned as he unwillingly walked back into the room, easily breaking the chakra strings off his body after he sat down. "I have no idea what you're talking about," he replied innocently, not quite pulling it off because of way he continued chomping on crab legs with those razor-like teeth of his.

He ruffled her hair with a big, blue hand. "Of course I missed you, Roy..." he drawled, casting an askance look at her, "and all those creepy little puppet strings of yours, too."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:58 pm

Roy grinned, glancing over at the passed out Kakuzu. "....That...is so not creepy at all." She said, shaking her head. "But Saso-Sama makes up for me not being around~" She added, smirking.

She paused, "...Do you really not know what he was talking about...? I mean...if you do, and you aren't telling me...Ima fuck you up.."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:34 pm

"How would I know if I know? Because I don't even know what you two were talking about... and to be frank, I don't want to know..." He eyed the video camera. "You blackmailing him, or something?"

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:43 pm

Roy frowned and sighed, "That's all there is now...it was actually so I knew and had evidence if he was plotting something..." She said, scratching the back of her head. "So...'sup punk? Haven't been here in a long time."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:04 pm

He leaned back, grinning. "Eh, Samehada's still up to par, and everyone's pretty much the same... A bit quiet without Hidan here," A chuckle emitted from him, "Speaking of your cult; Itachi got a weird visit from a subordinate of yours... He complained about it. Zuna was her name, or something."

He cocked an eyebrow, eyeing Roy. "You know anything about it?"

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:24 pm

"Ah~! Zumi. I...have no idea what she was doing." She said, shrugging a bit. "Or...maybe she was coming for pocky? I have no idea!" She said, laughing a bit.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:38 pm

"Oh yeah, that's her name..." He scratched his head and shrugged. "Whatever about her. How about you? Nena's told me The Hidden Site Village is doing okay... What about her leader?" he grinned at Roy.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:40 pm

Roy shrugged, "It's a lot of work...papers and crap. I've learned that taking care of a village...has so many ups. You get to meet the greatest people ever. But, Tsunade was a bit hesitant, seeing as I'm close with you guys." She said, scratching the back of her head. "I'm...happy I guess you could say."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:43 pm

Kisame eyed Kakuzu as he rolled over on the floor. "Huh. . ."

He jerked a thumb at the unconscious man, "He's not going to be happy when he wakes up to realize he's not wearing clothes and can't ever remember taking them off."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:49 pm

Roy grinned, "And I've got it all on tape. Plus~" She pulled out a wad of cash. "I can't wait to see his face when he realizes he's missing about....four hundred bucks." Roy said, an evil grin on her face.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:53 pm

"The hell, Roy!" He exclaimed, sitting up. "We'll go through hell on earth if that's missing!" he gestured to the wad of cash she held.

"I mean, he'll have a blinder of a headache along with mission's worth of money. He'll be pissed."

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:34 pm

Roy shrugged and shoved it in her shirt. "Lets just see if he notices. I did this all the time when he would get drunk." She said, grinning. "I'm not scared of him..." She scoffed, grabbing her over shirt and putting it on, hiding the cash.

Subject: Re: Coffee Time~! With The Akatsuki~ <3 Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:33 pm

Kisame sighed, "You're not here when he's cranky. Now he'll be übercranky."

"You do know he's killed all his past partners..." The blue man noted, "Hidan's immortal, so he's the perfect partner for Kakuzu... but he's hardly here anymore, so you never know if Kakuzu will look for new victims among us Akatsuki."

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