COFFEE!!!!!

Subject: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:21 am

*shifty eyes*

The coffee machine is mine!! Mwuahahaha
I swear to Jashin that not even Hidan can keep me away from it!! (that's the caffeine talking)

♪ I gotta have coffee, you gotta have coffee, I love my coffee ♪

And no I am not addicted!!
Since the shrink (that's me Very Happy

) has nothing to do what so ever there is only one option... drinking loads of coffee.
*cries* I'm a head-doctor without patients... besides herself. Yes I lie down on my couch and talk aloud with myself, got something against that?!!

I HEAR SOMEONE COMING!!! NOOOOES
*hugs the coffeemachine like her life depends on it*

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:25 am

Cooky proceeds to tackle Minoushje to the ground, screaming bloody murder and attempting to rip the coffee machine out of her hands.

"NU~ MINE~!"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:33 am

NOOOESS MINE!!!

Minoushje just bit the vice-president in her arm after which she runs and hide in a corner of the cafeteria, hugging the coffeemachine while growling softly in vice-prez's direction.

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:36 am

Cooky shakes her fist at Minoushje, scowling. "THAT'S MUNITY, YA KNOW. I could have you out of here before you could say 'double venti machiato'."

Subject: but... but... Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:02 am

*pouts*
Crawls back to the vice-prez and shakingly gives the coffeemachine...
"I promise I'll try to behave... no more biting... Oh and this machine doesn't make machiato, (adds in a whisper in the hope the treasurer doesn't hear: ) it's too cheap (continues at normal volume: ) but it does have hot chocolate..."

*bursts into tears*
"Please let me hold the coffeemachine for a little while longer!!"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:07 am

D:

Did hear. I'm sorry we aren't billionaires!

TT^TT It's all I could afford on our small budget! If you /want/ better, you will /pay/ for better!

Meaning; chip in and help buy a new one!

*emocorner*

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:09 am

Cooky grins and pets the coffee machine like one would a newborn child. "Good girl. Know your place." She pauses. "...Nikki has ears everywhere, you know. I'd keep a good eye open for her tonight."

The Vice Prez sweatdrops at the sight of her bawling associate, before sighing and grudingly giving the coffee machine back. "Just don't get tears on the milk steamer, would ya? Those things are hard enough to clean as it is..."

Subject: very happy shrink Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:15 am

YAY!!! *Hugs the coffeemachine*

I don't get payed for my job as shrink so I can't give money... the doctor is broke.
But I can make very good cappuccino Very Happy

Just scream if you want one...

Maybe I should give Hidan one too... with extra sugar... I wanna see how he is when he's sugar-high *grins*

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:07 am

*walks in on a bunch of crazy-ass people molesting the coffee machine*

Well, Cooky, since you're already here, I guess you can make your own coffee.

I, on the other hand, am off to Starbucks to buy a cookie the size of my head and an over-priced coffee. ;D

*runs before Cooky can raise pimp hand*

Subject: overpriced?? Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:08 am

I sure hope HMA doesn't pay for that overpriced Starbucks coffee... Nikki might get angry pale

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:58 pm

We don't pay for overpriced Starbucks. *shakes head* Not even for the secretary.

And I've calmed down now. No more anger. *innocent smile*

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:01 pm

Roy walks in rubbing her eyes and glaring slightly. "The hell is going on in here? Cooky....we have our own coffee machine in our office you dobe." She says, yawning a bit, just waking up from her mid-day nap.

"Oh...what did I come in here for...?" She mutters, glancing around before tupping over to the snack table. "Ah yes....a bagel....<3" Roy says, smiling happily and begining to make said bagel.

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:32 pm

Minoushje, who has just finished making cappuccino for heself since nobody screamed, takes a sip from said liquid and a satisfied sigh escapes from her lips.
Next she stares in surprise at the president.
"We have bagels??" She says while scratching the back of her head. "Do we have cream-cheese too?? I love bagels with cream-cheese!!"
She puts down her cup and walks to the fridge to pop her head inside...

...the fridge is completely empty...

"Uhh, Roy, I think you're going to eat a dry bagel." Minoushje muttered.
Next she takes a deep breath and shouts: "NIKKI, WE'VE RUN OUT OF FOOOOOD!!!!"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:38 pm

Nikki comes running into the cafeteria, "We've what?! That food was supposed to last us a month!" She groans and rubs the back of her neck.

"Well, would anyone like to come shopping with me for more food?" Smiles hopefully.

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:58 pm

*raises hand*
"I'll go... I've got nothing better to do and I want to bake a pie..." Before Nikki can make a comment she quickly continues: "And don't worry I'll pay those ingredient from my own savings... I hope everyone likes applepie!!"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:56 am

Roy blinks and holds up the cream-cheese. "We will need food but I'd never eat a dry bagel." She says, grinning. "And you better get something OTHER than ingredients for a pie." She adds, glaring a bit.

"Make sure to get all the esentials, soda, cereal...random stuff. I don't want to see any carrots though. Or peaches. Then I'll freak."

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:04 am

"Hello..." Came the hesitant voice of an unknown male.
Minoushje who was just about to get herself some coffee let out a scream.
"WHO ARE YOU?!!" She shouted in panic while pointing a finger in his direction.
"Uhh... I've got a delivery here..." The guy said while holding up a package. "It's for..."
"Oh really... cool!!" Minoushje snatched it out of his hands.
"...the HMA?" The man finished his sentence/question.
Minoushje ignored him, she was too busy trying to open the package.
She failed.
She ran to the kitchen and came back with the largest butcher knife she could find scaring Nameless Guy.
"YAY!!" She exclaimed when she saw it was a new coffeemachine. "The Hescafé (yes I stole that from OHSHC) coffee-maker DELUXE!!"
She started doing a silly dance.
"Thank you, Nikki!! I knew those nude-pictures would make a fortune!!"
"Uhm... excuse me?"
Minoushje's eyes grew big... she had forgotten about Nameless Guy.
"I need your autograph to accept the delivery."
Minoushje smiled and signed the form.
"So... nude pictures?" Nameless Guy asked.
"OUT!!!" Minoushje shouted while waving the butcher knife dangerously. "PERVERT!!"
Nameless Guy ran out, screaming like a terrified little girl.
Minoushje just shrugged her shoulders and turned around to start installing the new coffee-maker.

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:24 am

Nikki walks casually into the cafeteria, "Who was that screaming guy?" It was then that she noticed the new coffee machine, "Oh! So it's finally arrived! Well, are you satisfied now?" She peeks into the fridge, taking out a pudding cup.

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:40 am

Minoushje just grins as she takes a sip from her extra large latte macchiato with extra milk and sugar.
"I soooo love you right now!!"

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Rain catapults into room, "WHERES THE WHISKEY. WHISKEY, WHISKEY, WHISKEY!!! NEED ME SOME WATER OF LIFE!!! Continues searching for whiskey, cream, sugar and coffee, all components of my SUPERAWESOMELIFICEXTRASPECIAL IRISH COFFEE. "You's in for a treat Minoushje!!!!" "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:18 am

"Now I love you too, Rain!!!" Minoushje shouts happily as she finds the whiskey behind the trashcan (no idea what it is doing there)

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YAY! LURVES!!!! *GLOMPS* "And now for my fabled Irish coffee, with EXTRA whiskey!!!! Stand back this could get messy!!!....Mumbles-also slight possibility of fire- ANYWHO!!!!"
Begins mixing and shaking ingredients at top speed!
"WHAH!!! DONE!" dollops cream on top, "ENJOY THE YUMMINESS!" Razz

Subject: COFFEE!!!!! Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:02 am

Chef Blue walks in and notices the various members gathered here. "Oh god. Did you guys want some food?" She shakes her head shamefully. She was the one who was supposed to make their stomachs full.
"I apologize for keeping you all hungry. So what would you all like?"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:52 am

A sudden flash of bright green (yes Cooky...green, it's the only colour I have) dashes by and screeches to a halt in front of Blue. Adjusting the bright neon green mini-skirt, Roy smirks, "Righto! I want tacos please~"

Subject: Re: COFFEE!!!!! Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:04 am

((MUFUFU. I KNEW YOU'D CRACK. *geeky victory dance*))

Cooky is clinging to Roy's legs at the present moment, (not an unusual site) having been taking the Roy Express to get a free trip to the kitchen. She grins up at Blue from the floor.

"I want a chocolate milkshake, please~"

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