Himokage's Mission of Awesome~

Subject: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:27 am

Cooky is seen standing aimlessly at the entrance of the HMA headquarters, a large (and I mean large; it looked like it was 1/2 of her body weight alone), extra full backpack hoisted over her shoulders. Her hands are on her hips and a wide grin is pulled across her lips.

"ALRIGHT!" She declares, pumping her fist in the air and laughing boisterously. "This is my first real mission since I ~~got kicked out~~ decided to leave my village of my own will!"

"What is the mission? Well, I'm off to the ~~Douche~~ Leaf Village to convince Chesty McRack-Boob to let us use their supermarket. For serious; the one in the town we built HQ near doesn't even have DONUTS!"

Cooky pauses, before a mushroom sigh leaves her mouth, shoulder slumping.

"...Why am I speaking to myself?"

AND TEH EPIC JOURNEY OF COOKY BEGINS~!

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:44 pm

Cooky's Journal: Day One.

Ran into a bunch of ANBU.

Got ass kicked.

May be internally bleeding, but whatever.

...I feel like tacos.

End.

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:15 am

Minoushje, who came walking from the crappy supermarket in town found Cooky lying in the bushes, ten minutes walking distance from the headquarters.
She blinked a few times because the vice-president was reminding her of a turtle... helplessly lying on her back flailing her arms and legs... she couldn't get up thanks to her too big backpack.
She sighs, helps Cooky up and heals the visible injuries after making sure Cooky hasn't got internal injuries.
"Cooky-sama... what were you doing?"

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:26 am

Cooky stumbles slightly against the weight of her heavy backpack, but flashes Minoushje a grateful grin. "Ah. Thanks, Mino-chan; that was a close one~!"

Brushing off the dirt on her rainbow knock-off of an Akatsuki cloak, Cooky sighs and lifts her hands in an "I BARELY KNOW MYSELF DOOD" gesture. "I'm trying to find my way to Konohagakure to convince Tsunade to let us use their supermarket..." She glances down at the bags Minoushje held. "...And I see by those bags, you were just there, so you should know about the epic failness of it all."

Cooky scratches the back of her neck, laughing awkwardly. "I was, uh... interrupted by some friendly ANBU along the way, is all!"

((LULZ. Turtle!Cooky? xD))

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:00 am

"Yeah.... the store here is just..." *sigh* "They've stopped selling alcohol!!" She shouted while waving her arms in panic.
She grabs Cooky by the collar of her rainbow knock-off of an Akatsuki cloak.
"I am so coming along with you!!" She shouts. She sweatdrops. "Please?"

(Yes, Cooky turtle!! TCNT!! Teenage Cooky Ninja Turtle!!)

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:34 am

Cooky's expression represents pure horror at Minoushje's words. "WHUT. No alcohol?! Dayum; that stupid little village sure has gone to hell. And it wasn't exactly a Four Seasons in the first place."

She flails her arms at Mino's sudden grabbing of her person, sweatdropping. "Alright, alright; you can come! It'll probably be easy in any case, seeing as I ain't a ninja and barely know karate..." She coughs into her hand. "Ahem. Moving right along, let's just hop to it, shall we~?"

With that said, Cooky promptly locks elbows with Minoushje (promptly dragging her along with no effort at all -- sometime she could surprise herself with crap like that) and skips along the beaten path, a cheerful grin on her face as her loud singing filters through the trees.

"Skip~ skip~ skip to my lou~!"

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:13 am

Minoushje is somewhat startled by Cooky's sudden burst of strength but quickly manages to keep up.
"Could we at least sing a song that I know the words of?"
Meanwhile she's keeping a watchful eye on her surrounding in case there are more ANBU or S-ranked criminals waiting to attack them.

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:35 pm

Paige drops out from nowhere and infront of Cooky and Mino. "Can I come? I want my Smirnoff. *Gasp* Also the store in Konoha no longer is selling the good coffee. Its a disatster! What will we do without coffee!" Shaking Cooky by the collar. "Tell me what we will do without coffee woman!!!!!!!!"

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:57 am

Cooky is swinging her free arm at this point, still grinning a grin that could bring the Cheshire cat to shame. "Aw, don't mind me! You dun have to sing if you want; I just do it to break the silence on all missions I do, is all~!"

As the ~~two ninjas~~ one ninja and a 'tard continue along the path, the VP starts to sing a new song.

"Weeee're OFF to see Tsunade~ The wonderful big-boobed Hokage~ because, because, because, because, the wonderful supermarket she has~!" (Said song makes no sense and doesn't rhyme, but Cooky doesn't seem to care.)

There is a peaceful silence. That is, until Paige drops down out of no-where, gushing about wanting Smirnoff, causing Cooky to let out a scream and jump on -- yes, on -- Mino's head like a startled cat, clinging with all four limbs and trembling.

"NOT THE ANBU AGAIN! I JUST GOT HEALED, DAMNIIIT!"

((*looks back up* Wow. Long post. ._.))

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:13 am

Minoushje raises her eyebrows.
"Cooky, get off my head. Hi Paige." She replies dryly, she noticed her before she jumped out. "You are mixing up your stores... we're on our way to the store in Konoha cause our store sucks... and the reason the good coffee is sold out is because I bought everything they had in stock."
Next Minoushje bends forward, since Cooky is still clinging to her head, to literally throw Cooky off. Nex tshe runs a hand through her hair.
"Cooky, you've just messed up my hair."

(A startled cat? I thought you were a turtle??)

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:47 am

Cooky promptly lands on her backside after being thrown off by Minoushje, pouting and rubbing her injured tailbone. "That was mean~"

((I can be many things, apparently. xD))

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:52 am

"Yes, well, maybe it was but I asked once... and I'm not a person to ask things several times." Minoushje says as she offers her hand to Cooky.

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:51 pm

Paige stands there like she's processing the information and then frowns. "Eheh.....doesn't that make me look stupid.....eheh....I think I might've....overreacted just a bit.....I think I should see a shrink." She twiddles her fingers. "Can I come to Konoha too? I got nothin' to do and I'm lonely. Pleeeeeeeaaaaash?" She begs. Maybe she's high or drunk or stoned or something.

((Hahahahahaha 'cause I'm just that cool!))

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:00 pm

Standing behind a tree, Roy shakes her head and calls out, "You guys...are complete retards."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:17 am

Cooky grabs Minoushje's outstretched hand before dusting off her cloak, grinning at Paige and throwing her arm over the smaller girl's shoulders. "Aw, sure; why not? The more the merrier~!"

(At this point, she promptly flips off the tree in which Roy is hiding, still looking directly at Mino and Paige.)

"We better get going. I've been trying to get out of this damn town for a good 3 hours and have gotten nowhere." She sighs, scratching the back of her scalp lethargically. "Do either of you havea sense of direction, at least? Otherwise we'll never get out of here."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:16 pm

Paige promptly grins like she's on crack. "Yay! And yes, we should get out of here." She looks at Mino. "Mino-san you're the shrink if I'm not mistaken and/or just fricking nuts, right?" She asks, staring sideways at said girl.

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:20 am

"Yes." Minoushje answers calmly, leaving it for the others to decide if that is an answer to just one or both questions. "Why do you ask?"

Next she turns around.
"If I stand with my face in this direction, the mountains are to the north and the sea is on the east side. So that means we have to travel in that direction to reach Konoha." Minoushje says while pointing towards the west. "If I'm not mistaken it's about two days traveling... villager-style, I mean. I don't know about your speed but I could safe up to at least half a day."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:11 am

Cooky just blinks, scratching her head. "Uh... you're as confused as I am, Mino-chan."

After a short pause, Cooky pouts at Minoushje's implication that she was slow. "Hey~" She whined. "I may not actually be a ninja, but I can run fast enough to keep up with one."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:17 am

"I never implied you were slow Cooky-sama... I just never saw you run so I don't know how fast you can go."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:23 am

Cooky seems a little taken back by Minoushje's respect, blinking slowly.

"...Cooky... sama?" She repeats, dumbfounded.

Since when does she get respect? D:

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:35 am

Minoushje rolls her eyes and flicks Cooky against her nose.
"That wasn't the first time I showed respect towards you, Cooky. You're the vice-president remember? You earn respect simply by your title. But if you prefer Cooky-chan or just Cooky just say so."

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:03 pm

"That's good. Anyways, I have crazy outbursts. What can I do? Though I find them fun at times, sometimes they scare me"

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:55 pm

Cooky lets out a little whine, covering her injured nose with her hands before blinking over said hands as Mino-chan and Paige-kun began to... have a therapy session?

She cocks her head to the side, a little confused on how the subject came to rise, before shrugging, readjusting the shoulder strap of her backback and continuing down the trail without them. She waved an airy hand from over her shoulder while still walking.

"I'll be going on ahead, so you two just catch up when you're all done, 'kay~?"

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:49 pm

In a flash, Cooky is on the ground with Roy sitting on her. "Hiya! Didja bother to tell me where the fuck you were going~?" She asks, her tone...one of those sweet yet, 'Ima kill you' tones.

Subject: Re: Himokage's Mission of Awesome~ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:56 pm

Cooky flails her arms, a little confused on how these situations -- her being pinned under Roy, that is -- came to pass. Was she really THAT uke? D:

"I thought I did~!" She wails, squirming. "G-SUS, how long is it gonna be before I actually get to Konohagakure?! ASFGADGHA."

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