Tsunade...You BETTER BE AT THE DAMN BAR! D<

Subject: Tsunade...You BETTER BE AT THE DAMN BAR! D< Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:45 pm

Roy walked in with Nena, looking around. "Now...if I were a drunk Hokage...where the hell would I be...?"

"Knowing her she probably has a stool reserved for herself." Nena joked while scanning the area.

Tsunade sat in a corner of the bar, enjoying her sake.
"Finally some peace and quiet." She muttered as she rested her head on the table. "I hate paperwork."

She expected Jiraiya to join her sooner or later. Ever since he came back to Konoha they had been drinking here close to every night.
That was fun, sure, but maybe she should consider having a decent night of sleep for once.

"I'm empty!! Give me another one!!" She shouted, waving the empty bottle around until it slips from her hand and smashes against the wall.
"Oops..." She muttered. "meeeh... I hate paperwork."

Nena hears glass break and quickly turns to the source. "Roy, I think we've found her . . . we should go over to her before she starts hurling."

"Ai, yup!" Roy replied, walking over to the drunken Hokage and kicking the back of her chair. "Oi...Tsunade. Don't snap at me cause I'll snap right back. We need to talk with you...and it's really freakin important." She said, crossing her arms against her chest.

"Yeah," Nena echoed. "What she said."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes at the two girls in front of her.
"Who're you??" She asked, her voice already starting to slur slightly.

((Whahaha... oops that looks like a completely different word XDDD))

"I'm who ever you want me to be....now we need to get you sobered up." Roy said, sighing a bit and frowning.

"Piss off!! I ain't drunk!!" Tsunade called waving her arms around like the madwoman she currently is.
It causes her to lose her balance and fall of her chair.
"Maaaybe I'm a little bit drunk." She said.

She slowly crawled back up and walked outside.
"'scuse me for a minute."
She was just sober enough to remember it was better to throw up outside.

Roy cringed a bit, "That's not gross at all." She said with a blank face. Sighing and glancing at Nena, the two of them waited for Tsunade to get her ass back in.

A few moments later Tsunade stalked out of the alley, walking away in a random direction. Already forgotten there were two girls inside the bar waiting for her...

Roy blinked and facepalmed. "...She's going to walk off, come on Nena..." She said, taking Nena's wrist and heading out, following Tsunade. "OI! Drunkard! Get back here!"

Nena sighed. "Hopefuly no one has kidnapped her yet. I imagine a number of people would kill to kidnap a woman with a rack like hers and status like her own." Nena thought. "Although her punch may be more fatal when drunk."

Tsunade didn't stop walking until she reached a wooden bench near Konoha's park.

((Konoha has a park? Yes it has a park, or at least starting now it has))

"Must be real important that the two of you keep following me all the way here." Tsunade said, sounding very sober all of a sudden.

Roy frowned, crossing her arms, "Well no shit. Of course it's important. We wanna know why the fuck everyone in Konoha has forgotten about the people that left. Hell, my brother forgot me...Sasuke, Kiba, Shikamaru...Shino. Everyone. Do you have any idea what happened?" She asked, raising an eyebrow, prepared to mess with Tsunade's mind if there was even a falter in her thoughts.

"I've noticed..." Tsunade mumbled as she stared ahead. "But I cannot give you an explanation... not yet. Those who originally came from Konoha I still remember, heck I've known you since the day you were born... though I left soon after..."
She shakes her head, dismissing that random thought.
"I'll have to do some investigation myself... starting at the hospital."

She stood up and started walking.
"Are you coming?"

Roy glanced at Nena and then looked to Tsunade, nodding. "Duh...I'll mind fuck with people if they don't give me what I want to know..." She said, narrowing her eyes and shoving her hands into her jacket pockets. "Lets go..."

"A few months ago the Hospital dealt with lots of people who were complaining of headaches, mostly ninja. A cause was never found..." Tsunade explained as they walked in the hospital.

"Months?" Nena said while turning to Roy."That's pretty damn recent considering how long ago each person has left. Whoever or whatever did this must have known we were coming." She observed.

Roy sighed a bit, "Well, who should we talk to first do you think?" She asks Tsunade.

Tsunade walked in to one of the many offices of the Hospital. This one held all the reports made in the last year.

"First we need to find out when this all started, once that is done you could start asking those who still remember everyone where they were at that time."

The first filing cabinet didn't hold any interesting information. She slammed it shut, nearly slamming the entire cabinet through the wall. Oh how she hated paperwork.

"If that doesn't work you'll have to find out if those who had the same symptoms and see if they have been on the same location."

Time slowly passed by as she went from one cabinet to the next. She was slowly losing her patience when finally in the fifth she found what she was looking for.

"Ah here we have it.... eight months ago it all started... the first patients being..." She turned the file to Roy and Nena.

((I really couldn't think of someone interesting... I'll leave the decission to you ^.^"))

Roy peered over, raising an eyebrow, "The first person...was Shikamaru? Really?" She asked, shaking her head a bit. "That doesn't make sense...he's one of the smarter people..." She muttered, frowning a bit.

"But I've been talking to him...and I know Nikki has as well. He doesn't seem to remember anything...though certain memories come back if something is triggered..."

(( First person I thought of. xD ))

"Being smart doesn't make the chance of being trapped in a genjutsu or inhaling poison fumes any smaller."

Tsunade walked to the door and yanked it open. She grabbed the first medical-nin she could find.

"Get Shikamaru Nara here... NOW!!"

((yeah I was considering him too... him, Shino or Kiba... I just couldn't choose.))

Roy turned on Nena, "To think...the first person I gotta mindfuck is my old best friend. AWESOME." She said, note the extreme sarcasim. "I honestly don't even know what I should look for when I mess with his head..." She muttered, scratching the back of her head and sighing.

Shikamaru was shoved into the room, "I can still walk, you know...Geez...this is so troublesome." He looked around, "Oi, why'd you have me dragged here?"

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