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Hidan
Jashinist :: Akatsuki :: HMA Prisioner
Posts : 170
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 37
Location : With Itachi~ Having smex. :3 | *smaks Roy* Get the fuck out of here! | TTwTT It's true! *runs*
 |  Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~  Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:40 pm | |
| Hidan cracks an eye open, "Feh, like I'd choke. I was getting in some sleep while you fuckers talk and gossip girly shit and whatnot." He says, yawning a bit before closing his eyes once again. | |
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Minoushje
ANBU
Posts : 893
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 36
Location : Behind you...
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:00 am | |
| Minoushje smiles... she's feeling very motherly all of a sudden (stupid hormones).
"Ah, well, good night then Hidan." She says as she stands up and walks away dragging Dragon along with her forcefully. | |
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Himokage | Cooky
Traveler :: Himokage
Posts : 819
Join date : 2009-08-09
Age : 32
Location : Your face.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:26 am | |
| Cooky shrugs at the lack of other members in the jail and resumes to poking Hidan in peace, grinning like an utter 'tard, of course. (She seems to take the "gossip girly shit" to heart and jabs him harder from spite.)
"Mufufu~ so squiiishy~" | |
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Minoushje
ANBU
Posts : 893
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 36
Location : Behind you...
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:31 am | |
| Minoushje walks in the lock up with two mugs of coffee to find Cooky poking Hidan yet again.
"Cooky-sama... coffee?" She asks as she holds the coffee under the vice-president's nose.
Next she directs her attention to Hidan.
"Well, seeing as Cooky is my superior I can't drag her out like I did with Dragon... so that means you've had an... " *Checks watch* "astounding long nap of 2 hours and 26 minutes." She places her cup of coffee in front of Hidan. "Appreciate the fact that I'm feeling very friendly and very generous today, Hidan. Normally I don't share my coffee."
She turns towards Cooky and says: "I seriously think something's wrong with me... it scares me how friendly and respectful I am towards Hidan-sama.... crap, I did it again." | |
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Himokage | Cooky
Traveler :: Himokage
Posts : 819
Join date : 2009-08-09
Age : 32
Location : Your face.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:35 am | |
| Cooky stares at Minoushje like she's grown an extra head before inching closer to the irritated Jashinist. ((Ahaha; I'm just that frightened I'd risk getting my head bitten clean off. 8D))
"...You scare me, woman."
DON'T SHARE COFFEE WITH HIM, I'M RIGHT HERE! | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:52 am | |
| Dragon's old idea of poking Hidan in the nuts resurfaces again, and she tells Cooky to do it. Or give her the stick so she can do it herself. | |
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Minoushje
ANBU
Posts : 893
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 36
Location : Behind you...
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:50 am | |
| Minoushje smiles innocently at Cooky before she takes a piece of paper out of her pocket. She stands, even though it's dangerous, with her back towards Hidan (that way he can't read what's on the paper) and shows what is written on it:
"Keep your face straight. The coffee has so much sugar that even a little sip will guarantee a sugar rush. I wanna see how Hidan is like when he's high on sugar. Don't let him know what you've just read!!"
"Well, Cooky-sama, maybe you're right... he doesn't deserve the coffee..." Minoushje says innocently, hoping he will take the bait. "I have no idea why I am acting so nice while I should be tormenting him..." | |
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Mocha-Eyeball
Posts : 6
Join date : 2009-08-18
Age : 29
Location : Under da sea, under DA SEA!!!!! ~~~
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:23 pm | |
| *randomly drops in from above* Humhumhum.... Oh~! What's going on in here?  | |
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Hidan
Jashinist :: Akatsuki :: HMA Prisioner
Posts : 170
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 37
Location : With Itachi~ Having smex. :3 | *smaks Roy* Get the fuck out of here! | TTwTT It's true! *runs*
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:45 am | |
| Hidan glares, "Give me the damn coffee. You don't have to torment me all the FUCKING TIME!" He yells. | |
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Minoushje
ANBU
Posts : 893
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 36
Location : Behind you...
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:49 am | |
| "May I remind you, Hidan, that this is not the first time I brought you coffee??" Minoushje growls. "You know, you could at least show a little bit of appreciation... I don't have to help you... I don't have to stop other from tormenting/molesting you constantly. Just let me know what you prefer: A bit of kindness or molesting 24/7."
Minoushje huffs in frustration. | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| " Hidan deserves it. Look at how he treats nice people," Dragon interjects. She looks around for another way to torment Hidan, but finds nothing. "Crap, if only I could remember if I know how to do jutsus, I'm sick of not knowing if I am a ninja or not." Dragon makes a mental note that once she remembers, she will attempt to drown Hidan, burn him, electrocute him or something... just for fun. | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:54 pm | |
| Nena walks in and sees the group around Hidan and gets excited while running over. "HIDAN~!" She shouted while happily prancing over to where Dragon was contemplating on what form of tortue to use. "I just want you to know that we got a shipment of some niiiiice leather torture devices toys!! I ordered them while Nikki wasn't looking."
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:08 pm | |
| "Leather?" Dragon asks, "You don't have any hot oil? Oh well, better than nothing. What have you got?" | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:11 pm | |
| A chesire grin forms on Nena's face as she turns to Dragon. "Honey, if you can name it, it comes in leather. We've got it all! Leather whips, leather knives, leather restraints, leather mustaches, leather paddles, leather dolls and yes, of course we have burning hot oil." Pulls out a leather bowl with steaming oil. "How else do you think we get all of this leather to fit on Hidan's body? We can't use butter because that'd be too cliche." | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| Dragava(name change) looks at Nena curiously. "Really? Have you got uh..." She pauses, thinking of something outrageous. "Leather lions that can slice with their fierce leather teeth and break bones with their strong leather paws?" She proceeds to imagine Hidan being torn up by leather lions, a sadistic grin on her face. | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:29 pm | |
| Nena's eyes widen. "I KNEW I shouldn't have gotten the leather bears that ride unicycles!" She smacks her head. "See, the lesson is to NEVER buy anything on sale! Stupid bears can't even ride the unicycles! Alls they do is run up the bills and eat cotton candy illegally!" | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:47 pm | |
| Dragava looks surprised. "Woah, we DO have anything that comes in leather. Have you tried feeding the leather bears leather cotton candy? That might help. And as for Hidan... You have a leather copy of hi scythe, right?" | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:39 pm | |
| "Pft, do I have a leather copy of his scythe?" Nena laughs rhetorichaly. "I not only have a leather copy of his scythe, I have a leather copy of HIM as well." Nena places a hand on Dragava's shoulder. "Welcome to the world of leather where ANYTHING is possible." She proceeds to pull out a buisness card made of leather. "Anything~" | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:26 pm | |
| Dragava looks really impressed, but then confused. "What do we need a leather copy of HIM for? The real thing's over there. She jabs Hidan with a leather stick that somehow appeared out of nowhere. | |
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Hidan
Jashinist :: Akatsuki :: HMA Prisioner
Posts : 170
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 37
Location : With Itachi~ Having smex. :3 | *smaks Roy* Get the fuck out of here! | TTwTT It's true! *runs*
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:55 pm | |
| "Will you two stop with the talk of leather!? Shit!" Hidan shouts, and then winces a bit. "And don't FUCKING POKE ME WITH THAT THING!" | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:21 pm | |
| "But why my little Massy-Masochist?" Nena sings while glomping Hidan ferociously. "We only want to molest you." She huggles tighter as he resists. "You need a leather outfit, you know? I need to get your sizes before ordering you something though." She says while feeling his torso pretending to check for his sizes when she is just enjoying the free-fondle. "Dragava, what do you think?" She asks while getting a huggle in before Hidan could push her off. | |
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:47 pm | |
| Dragava chokes back her laughter at the scene. "Get something REALLLLY small, just to see if he can fit. If he won't, try putting it on him anyway." | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:56 pm | |
| "I love the way you think." She grins at Dragava's idea. "It's only good leather if it's a tight fit, you know. I was thinking leather short-shorts pants and a vest, seeing as Hidan isn't a vest-wearing person."
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FantasyFireDragon
Chunin
Posts : 87
Join date : 2009-08-12
Age : 29
Location : Hiding from my parents. Don't tell them.
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:58 pm | |
| Dragava smirks, "and I would like to see the end result. By the way, does it come in pink? We want to humiliate him as well, right?" She smirks sadistically. | |
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Nena
Jounin
Posts : 634
Join date : 2009-08-11
Age : 29
Location : Your Basement
| | Subject: Re: Hidan ish squishy; yus~ Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:03 pm | |
| "Hell yes it comes in pink." Nena answers proudly. "We have a variety of shades too. I reccomend either the hot pink or the fuchsia for our little Massy-Maso, it'll match his eyes!" | |
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