WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:25 am

.....I'ma gonna get killed either way.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:26 am

*sweatdrop* I'm not good at restraining people... I'm usually the one being restrained.

And, yup; you're dead. 8D

((...I have the feeling that I'm going to be molested by someone when this party comes around. And I don't know who. ._.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:29 am

-sniffles-

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

I's never even been kissed. D;

((Pft....we all are. Somehow, some way, I can just sense it.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:32 am

*stares at age; changes it to 14 with sharpie* Uh... y-yeah, me too! >w>;;

My first kiss was from a 'spin the bottle' game. And the guy was an asshole, too. ...I don't think that really counts. xDDD *fails*

((*clings* WE IS GONNA GET RAPED, ZEN-CHUU~ Dx))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:35 am

No, it doesn't. xD

.....I've never even been on a DATE!

Well....does my blind one with Obito count? It's still in progress. :3

((-clings back- Nuuuu! I dun wanna give my maidenhood to an Akatsuki!!))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:38 am

It wasn't even a good kiss. He kept trying to slip me the tongue. ._.

...

Our love lives fail, d00d. xD

Nu. Until it's finished, it no count.

((;w; *still clinging; pauses* ...Hehe~ maidenhood. It means VIRGINITY. :B))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:40 am

((Mino here... I don't feel like changing account...

You two have no reason to complain about your love life >_>
I do...))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:42 am

Ewww......unwanted tongue. Dx

-wipes eyes- And Obi was going to take me on a trip too.

((-pats head again- You ish so smart, Cooky.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:45 am

And then he kept staring at me for the rest of the party. I was like, "._. DO NOT WANT!"

The trip would definitely count. He was talking to me about going to Lightning Country, so I'll tell you what I told him -- bring a damn umbrella. That neck of the woods gets stormy, yo.

((8D *ish extremely proud*))

...

Why's that, Mino-chuu? :B

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:50 am

-giggles- Cooky had an admirer.~

But seriously, guys are intimidated by me. >.> I doubt I'll have a boyfriend until they emotionally mature....by which time I might be dead.

Umbrella- CHECK. He mentioned Mist and Suna, as well~

((I take back what I said earlier- Itachi's okay.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:51 am

Dutch guys are stupid >_>

My love life is sad cause I'm 22 and I never had a boyfriend before :S
It seems the only way I can meet a guy is by going to a club where they play suckish music and all the guys are completely wasted

(okay, I don't know the most rude/disgusting way to say that they wanna make out in English... but that's what they say. Seriously I immediately lose my interest)

And guys my age only want to date barbie dolls >_> which I'm not.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:55 am

LULZ. =w= But, seriously; he was an ass. He used cheesy pickup lines and all... *facepalm*

I'm too smiley-wiley and idiotic to intimidate anyone, so everyone just comes and talks to me about anything. xD

Mist = foggy. Can't really help that. Suna = sand storms galore. Bring goggles. ...Hey; travelling a lot DOES help on ocassion! 8D

((... >D *RP's as Itachi* Ohoho, rly~? *perverted grin*))

Mino: I see your point. Saying "wanna make out babe LULZ" immediately screams sleaze to me. >>

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:58 am

-makes notes-

Got it.

Smiley-wiley....xD

((-squeaks, blushes- H-hi...))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:00 am

add a drunk slur and the sentence is complete...

but I think I do intimidate guys... I can be very sarcastic cause I'm not used to getting compliments. So when I do get one it's like 'Yeah right' which guys don't like to hear... cause they're so easily offended.

I don't think I'll ever understand guys... they're just too simple

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:07 am

Whut? I ish smiley-wiley! 8D *likes to rhyme for no apparent reason*

((*slides up; puts arm around shoulder* Heeeeey, good lookin'. How do you feel about Barry White and jello shots? >D)) [xDDD]

Not to mention said drink usually spilling on you. -_-

I've gotten "if you were a hot blonde, I'd so date you!" before. I was like, "... ._." Wasn't THAT a good day.

Amen sister. *pulls up a chair in the feminism circle*

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:12 am

*..stares at previous posts*

I'm sorry men are jerks!!!! But my Holly-Sama says we can't imprison them in the sewers as baby making machines just yet... because yosh! Women will rule the world and they will do menial labor and serve as our toys! Take that idiots..

sorry flashback to high school sculpture class..ignore..

Neh just ignore all the stupid ones believe me there are some out there who will be normal and want to have meaningful conversations...and then smex you up!

Damn who ever taught those men to read, especially pick up books was retarded and should be cast down in an ocean or jellyfish! Those are some of the worst lines I have ever heard.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:46 am

((again, I don't feel like changing accounts))

Though I have heard some pick up lines which, if told to me, I probably burst out in laughter... which possible means a good thing cause the ice has been broken.

In a Dutch tv-show a guy used this one (translated it of course):
"If your right leg is Christmas and your left is New Year, can I visit you between the holidays?"

It's totally perverted... though I don't know if I just be offended or laugh at the complete perverseness of the comment

>_>

I know the right guy is walking around somewhere... just don't know if he lives in Holland... Maybe I should visit the US... more guys XD

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:49 am

WOW!!! Can I have that one? I want to use it on James...he doesn't seem to like my teddy bear one I stole from one of my friends...lol that was hilarious...mmmm coffee Black with lots of sugar!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:52 am

Go right ahead... Very Happy

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:58 am

SWEET! I'll use it on him when he finishes watching the brand new Stargate...wow he is such a cute geek!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:59 am

without going into detail... let me know if it worked XP
Honestly, that would make me laugh XD

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:02 am

noo it didn't work..Dick face! he just went uh huh and then told me to either suck him or put his show back on..( I had paused it)...he hates pick-up lines..but still it was funny to hear myself say it in a fake suave voice!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:10 am

((-blinks suspiciously- You're not Itachi.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:23 am

Oh boo... he could have played along...
Oh well, boys and their shows XD

Oh God now I have to think about two wrong things (don't know why... must be your fiance's comment):

1. a guy who used to be in my class who once made this really wrong comment (and I actually hit him for it... playfully) when I yawned "I know something that fits in there." (I forgot to put my hand in front of my mouth... stupid perv -_-)

2. My niece and her boyfriend... and a... uhh... certain item my mum both for their birthday (they're born on the same day) in a sex shop in Amsterdam (my mum and my niece have a special relationship)

XD

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:26 am

..WOW that's ok I hit a guy for asking me if my carpet matched my drapes, since I'm a red head. Almost got suspended for it too!

Yeah I had some friends buy that stuff for me on my 16th b-day..and then proceed to make me open it in front of all our male friends in lunch...yeah dumbasses

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