WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:02 pm

*stares at vines molesting Nena and Zen-chuu*

._.

Uh... riiiight~ *inches away*

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:06 pm

*grabs Cooky's ankle as vine tries to drag her*

Dx DUN LEAVE!! THEY'LL STEAL ME AND HIDE ME IN A CAVE WITH SEAWEED!! SAVE ME,, PLEASE!! *grabs pathetically* YOU'RE MUH ONLY HOPE!!

TwT

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:10 pm

*flails* GAHH! Alright, alright; I'll help!

...Did you try spraying it with pesticide? 8D

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:14 pm

What pesticide??

Even if I had that stuff I am too busy being molested to think abo- OH BATMAN!! THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU!! KEELL IT!!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:23 pm

*frantically sprays anti-plant chemicals (aka, pesticide) behind self*

DIE, MOLESTATION PLANT! DIIIIIE~! Dx

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:27 pm

*flails spaz-like from floor are*

Dx Is it dead?! Is it dead?! HAVE YOU DESTROYED IT'S SOUL?!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:35 pm

*pokes molestation-plant with a stick*

Uh... I'unno. Maybe it's--

Molestation-Plant: RAPING TIEM! >D *pounce/curls*

ZOMGWHY?! Dx

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:40 pm

D8

NOEZ!! OUR LAST HOPE HAS BEEN VICTIMIZED!! WE'RE DOOMED!!

Dx

DOOMED!! AND I THINK THE SUN WILL RIZE IN A FEW MINUTES!!

WHO COULD HAVE PUT SUCH PLANTS IN OUR GARDEN?!

Molestation Plant: *squeezes elbow*

MAMA WHY?!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:14 am

((-is rolling on the floor in laughter-))

-squeaks-

Neeeeenaaaaa.......it's touching my butt!!!

Dx

I don't have any pesticide!!

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:31 am

*looks at previous posts*

Well that was fun to read...

Either way, I'm in too... even though I actually never showed my face in front of the Akatsuki... besides that one time where Cooky made Itachi her senpai... it'll be fun none the less.

I'll just have to try to keep away from the alcohol before I start stripping again.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:01 am

THAT'S RIGHT, MINO.

I think one strip-tease was enough.

-grins-

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:03 am

Yes! A party... That means Strip Twister!I promise this time I won't pretend to be the mat!*crosses fingers behind back*

(sadly that had happened to me once..friends Bachelorette party..))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:45 am

*points at Koe* I agree. Strip Twister = must. 8D

((*facepalm* Why didn't you send the first time, damnit...))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:48 am

You know, it worries me that we think getting nude in front of a bunch of hardened criminals is a good idea.

.....Maybe we shouldn't bring booze.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:49 am

D8

N-Nu booze?

...

Though you kind of have a point... >>

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:52 am

Or we could just disregard what little common sense we possess and get totally smashed.

-shrugs-

Either way.

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:53 am

...

But I dun wanna get raped.

...

Again. D:

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:56 am

Ooooh! Here's a thought!

We bring the booze, they get wasted, and then we shamelessly take advantage of their inebriated selves and make them strip.

:3

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:01 am

... *jabs thumb at Zen* I like the way the woman thinks. 8D

But how are we gonna make 'em drink that much? Unless we spike they're drinks or something.

((Ahaha~ in reality, I'll probably just be getting trashed wherever the booze is being stored and I'll forget aaaall about our little plans. xD))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:07 am

....Spiking will work. We'll just have a special "Akatsuki" section of booze.
((Fear not, Cooky-sama. I shall remind you even if you are totally blitzed.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:10 am

I think I know a few guys who can organize... that. xD

((*pats head* Good girl. Be sure to say it loud -- my hearing is completely fucked when I'm smashed. You'll probably have to poke me a bit, too. ;;>w>))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:14 am

Score! -thinks of something-....Can puppets get drunk? ._.

((-grins impishly- Will do, Cooky-sama, will do.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:19 am

Uh... *scratches head* ...Well, maybe sort-of-living-yet-kinda-not ones can? We could always test our theory before the party. >w>

((...*feels somewhat scared for reasons unknown to her*))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:23 am

Haha. Any volunteers to force adult beverages down Sasori's throat?

....No one?

((-pets your head- Don't worry, Cooky-chuu. I'm not going to do anything.))

Subject: Re: WANNA GO TO AN AKATSUKI PARTY?! Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:23 am

*is not interested in seeing a wooden toy naked*

Two options....

drench the wood... may be it'll work (riiigght)
Tie him up and forcefully undress him (after the rest is totally wasted)

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