Hey Mada-....Tobi-Chan~! :D Can We Talk To Ya~?

"Are you implying that I can't be quiet?" Cooky demanded, jabbing an accusing finger in his face.

She snorted. "Riiiight~. You could, you know, go do something FUN for once in your life. It's not all 'revenge' this and 'destroy the world' that."

Madara pushed her finger away, "Yes, I am. I am having the most difficult of times imagining you quiet."

He put Tobi's mask and held it up to his face, talking in Tobi's voice, "Tobi has fun all the time Cooky-chan~" He lowered the mask, "Like I told you, this is why I have Tobi. When I'm Tobi, I have 'fun'."

Cooky growled quietly. "Oh, really?! I bet you TEN BUCKS I can stay quiet for five minutes straight!"

"...Wow. That's kind of sad, d00d." She poked the swirly-middle of the mask, smirking smugly. "You know, that's called personality disorder, and they have medicines you can take for that."

Madara raised an eyebrow, "Make it ten minutes...And no awkward movements either. Just don't act like yourself at all and I'll raise it to twenty bucks." He said.

He glared at her, "I do not have a personality disorder. And no one os getting me to take any kind of medicine."

Cooky rolled her eyes. Awkward movements... it wasn't like she was going to molest him on the spot or something; yeesh. "Just tell me when to start, Tobidara."

She grinned slyly. "Oh, sure you do~! No need to be ashamed about it." She patted him on the shoulder, stiffling laughter as she did so. "Did your daddy-kins ever hug you as a kid, Mada-chan~?"

He anger-veined at the nickname, "Now." He said firmly, laying back to enjoy his ten minutes of peace and quiet.

"I did not need hugs." He replied gruffly.

Cooky just shrugged, lying back across Deidara's bed (which smelt disturbingly like a woman's perfume and clay) and closing her eyes, hands cushioning her head.

'My ass he didn't need hugs. Angsty bastards and their pride...'

Madara's eye opened slightly, making sure Cooky wasn't mocking him or something. He saw her over in Deidara's bed, laying down. He just smiled slightly and closed his eyes again.

'Five more minutes...'

Cooky had fallen promptly asleep 2 minutes ago. The little scamp. =w=

Madara squeezed his eyes shut, taking in the last few minutes of peace. '3...2...1...' He frowned when no noises were heard, not even the shuffling of feet. He waited a few more minutes before finally opening his eyes, glancing over at the...sleeping Cooky?

He inwardly face-palmed and sighed, not wanting to get up and awaken sleeping beauty.

Cooky simply turned onto her side, curling into a ball and unaware of Madara's mental despair at her awakening. She mumbled into Deidara's pillow, a goofy grin on her face.

"Mmm~ flying bacon is always better than the normal kind~"

Madara's eyebrows knit together, catching a few words of what Cooky had said. Always better?...Normal kind?... He shook his head, deciding he didn't want to know.

He looked over at her, getting an idea. He slowly got out of his bed, ninja-creeping over to the door and turning the handle slowly. He cursed aloud when it squeaked loudly, looking over at her.

"You can just leave, you know; I don't mind. You've got all that world domination planning to do, right? I can take care of myself."

Cooky hadn't turned over, nor moved an inch. Only her voice came up from the bed, eyes still closed.

Putting his mask on, he turned the handle and walked out into the hall, but not before saying to Cooky, "Actually, I just wanted to go out and have fun. I have all the time in the world for my domination."

Cooky waved a flippant hand from her spot on Deidara's bed. "You do that, sunshine. I'll be riiiight here waitin' for ya."

Madara sighed, "You are so lazy." He mumbled, shutting the door behind him, trying to find the blonde bomber.

Cooky simply yawned and snuggled deeper into the pillow, words sluggish with fatigure. "You love it~"

SLEEPIES TIEM! 8D

"Hn." Madara heard her words and wandered down the halls.

((Ish...the topic over? Leaving Cooky sleeping on Deidara's bed? -.-))

((Eh~ why not. I'm completely lost plot-wise. xD))

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