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Subject: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:45 am

Cooky is seen standing silently at the HMA entrance with her ever-handy giant backpack, glaring at the building with irritation.

"Hmmph. So, I'm pathetic, am I? Couldn't protect a FLY, could I?" She clenches her fist, teeth grinding together in her rage. "I'll show you. I'll show you ALL what an idiot can do!"

With that said, the Vice President ~~stumbles~~ dashes out the gates, determination burning in her blue gaze.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:47 am

Roy notices that Cooky is gone ~~once again~~ and sighs, "ALRIGHT NEW MISSION!" She yells.

"Someone needs to bring back Cooky...nowishy. Paper work is starting to build."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:15 am

Kirai hears Roy and raises her hand, "I shall go and retrieve Cooky-sama, Roy-sensei!!!" ((Since I'm training under you and all?))

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:34 pm

Roy nods, "Alright...we need to get a jounin to go as well...go grab Nena...or Mino...one of them will work. Then head on out, follow her and don't come back until you have her." She says, finally getting into the swing of being the Saikoukage.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:10 pm

"I'll volunteer..."Minoushje says yawning. "Just give me a sec to get myself a coffee for on the go, I just spend several hours playing the Sims 3."

((And that's for real... stupid addictive game))

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:13 pm

Roy nods, "Alright....we need to make this as quick as possible...cause we actually do need her. She's better with some things then I am....so..."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:42 pm

Cooky's Journal: DAY ONE.

Ran into same bunch of ANBU as last time. (I think they may be stalking me.)

Shot them both in the leg to slow them down.

...Probably not my greatest idea.

Am now fleeing from two extemely pissed off, ~~staggering~~ ANBU.

Training achieved: zero.

End.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:18 am

Kirai fidgets and nods, "We better hurry up then...I feel Cooky-sama has done something she has regreted..."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:34 am

Cooky's Journal: DAY ONE. (cont.)

Lost the ANBU in the Village of Grass.

They may have bled to death a few miles back, but... you know, whatever.

Somehow ended up at the Akatsuki hideout.

...Itachi in hair-curlers is a very disturbing site.

I think I may spend the night hiding out in their shed so I can use their fancy training grounds tomorrow.

(Yup; they have a shed. Apparently they keep Sasori's broken puppets in there. It just HAD to be puppets, didn't it?)

End.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:48 am

Minoushje jumped from tree to tree, that coffee sure gave her her energy back.
So far the trace had been fairly easy, Cooky might be fast but she wasn't very careful. Her footprints could be found in mud and on the side of the road she found broken branches and such.
"Kirai, look!" Minoushje said as she jumped down.

In the bushes she found two ANBU of the Grass, dead.
"This is Cooky's work." She said as she examined the bullet wounds in their legs. "The bodies are still warm so we are definitely closing in on her."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:34 am

Cooky's Journal: DAY TWO.

Woke up next to a deformed version of Chuckie.

Screams woke up nearby ~~extremely grumpy and bed-ridden~~ Akatsuki. (I've said it before and I'll say it again -- Itachi in haircurlers is enough to traumatise a person.)

Talked way out of death by explaining how Roy and I kidnapped Hidan to "give them all a little peace and quiet". (Suckers.)

Got pitied.

Am now getting instructed about basic ninja-ness by Itachi-sempai.

Training achieved: ninjapoof perfected!

End.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:11 am

Cooky's Journal: DAY FIVE.

Awoke hanging upside down via rope over a large electrified shark tank.

Discovered that Itachi-sempai uses surprisingly Spartan methods and is quite passionate about teaching despite his constant "I HAS POPSICLE SHOVED UP CREVISES OF BUTT LULZ" attitude he usually has.

Got ass kicked by said teacher. Several times over. (Have discovered that mafia-esque suits are surprisingly flexible and easy to fight in despite utter pwnage.)

Sasori seems to find immense pleasure in hiding puppets in my bed while I'm sleeping.

Still not certain whether to be creeped out by the fact that he's watching me while sleeping to perform such asshole-ish acts.

Training achieved: basic taijutsu perfected!

End.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:06 am

Minoushje stands on the edge of the forest and sees that Cooky hangs upside down over a large electrified shark tank.
Should I interfere? Minoushje wonders. Albeit cruel, Itachi seems to know what he's doing.
She decides to hide her chakra, keeping an eye on Cooky's safety and just hoping none of the Akatsuki members will find her.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:55 pm

Kirai hides her chakra as well, "When do you think we should retireve Cooky-sama?" She asks.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:28 am

"We won't..." Minoushje mumbles. "Just look at her... this training is really helping her... if we step in now there's a chance the Akatsuki will kill her so we'll just watch out for her safety. If it seems they want to get rid of her we'll step in and get her out of there."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:47 am

Cooky is bouncing on her toes (literally) as she and Itachi take to the training grounds early that morning, a wide grin splitting her lips as she punches the air excitedly. "Alright!" She cheered, pumping her fist. "What's on the agenda today, Itachi-sempai? Escape a cave full of pissed off grizzly bears in the middle of mating season?! Jump over a lake of lava using only the stepping stones which are slowly sinking?! Run through a tavern of drunken old perverts without a single grope?!"

(Apparently, Itachi's Spartan training methods had lost their horrifying edge and had become somewhat exciting to the masochist that is Cooky.)

Itachi raises an eyebrow, arms crossed firmly over his chest. "You're certainly in a good mood."

"YEAH~!" Cooky agrees gleefully, jumping up and down like a 5-year-old on crack. "I'm totally ready for training today, sempai!"

A smirk pulls up Itachi's lips, making Cooky sweatdrop at the sinister edge.

"Uh... Itachi? What's with the face? What are you planni--"

...

Not one minute later, Cooky is seen running around the Akatsuki training grounds screaming, with Itachi close on her tail blowing fire from his mouth via Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu. (Aka, GIANT FLAMING BALL O' FIAR!)

"DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN! This is NINJUTSU training, kohai!"

"OHDEARGODWHYYYY~?!"

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:55 am

Kirai sat down and crossed her legs, chuckling, "It seems they've formed a bond..." She commented, watching Cooky run around wildly, Itachi at her heels.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:01 am

"Maybe, but Itachi is quickly getting closer. I'll just help her a bit, I guess... " Minoushje starts forming seals. "Ninja Flower Art: Dance of the Wisteria."
A small vine started growing and eventuall wrapped itself around a tree..... Cooky passed them.... Minoushje immediately focussed her chakra and the vine raised a bit.

Itachi who had been focussing on Cooky hadn't seen it and tripped which gave Cooky the chance to win some distance.
Minoushje broke the jutsu so the vine looked like a very normal vine (we are in a forest after all) and hid her chakra once again.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:04 am

Despite his slight slip up, Itachi is after Cooky once more. She lets out a pained squeal when the fire reaches her backside, arms flailing wildly. "ITACHI-SEMPAI YOU SADISTIC ASSHOLE~!"

The Uchiha lets out an amused chuckle at her screaming, proving that he is, indeed, a sadistic asshole.

Oblivious to the fleeing idiot that is Cooky, Itachi glances out the corner of his eye to where Kirai and Minoushje resided, gaze narrowing. "Kohai." He snaps curtly, grabbing her upper arm and jerking her to a halt. "That's enough. We're going back inside."

Cooky lets out a startled yelp at Itachi's sudden urgency, stumbling along behind him as he drags her back into the Akatsuki hideout. "Eh!? Sempai, what's wrong? Is training over?"

"I think Kakuzu made cookies this morning." Itachi comments.

Cooky is immediately gone, cooing for the older ninja as she skips inside. "Oh~ Kakuzu~"

Itachi turns his head onto Kirai and Minoushje once more, letting his sharingan activate before stalking after the ninja n00b.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:14 am

"Crap..." Minoushje mutters. "...should have known someone like Itachi would spot us. Come on Kirai, we have to move."
Minoushje moves deeper into the forest after which she starts traveling around the Akatsuki hide-out in a large circle. Eventually they reach a large oak tree where she decides to take cover. They had to find a way to contact Cooky and ask her if everything's alright, those burn wounds on her back could easily get infected if not treated properly.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:17 am

Kirai nods and follows, she seems to be thinking along the same lines as Minoushje and says, "Maybe I could send in a little animal made out of my chakra and ask Cooky-sama if she's okay..."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:21 am

"Perfect!" Minoushje says smiling. "It should fit in a cave... you know, a spider, bat or rat. But if you decide to make a spider please do get out of the tree or else I might scream... I hate spiders." She mutters the last part so it's almost inaudible.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:25 am

Kirai grins and puts her hands together, molding a little spider and watches as it scuttled out of the tree and into the base, "...Wait, what if Cooky-sama is afraid of spiders?..."

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:25 am

Cooky's yelling is heard.

"WTF!? KILLITKILLITKILLIT~!"

The sounds of furious stomping joins the shouting.

Subject: Re: *insert stealth mode HERE* Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:29 am

Kirai sweatdrops at the commotion in the base and the spider avoids Cooky's feet and crawls onto her shoulder, "Cooky-sama! Stop with the stomping! You're going to attract unwanted attention."

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